My husband’s attempt at Mother’s Day breakfast resulted in a smoking toaster
So I woke up at 6:30 this morning thinking our house was under attack. Heard a huge bang, toddler screaming, and smelled melting plastic.
Sprinted downstairs and the kitchen was a war zone. Blue pancake batter dripping from the ceiling, the toaster literally smoking (husband put a plastic spatula inside to "warm it up"), and our dog is somehow covered in pink glitter.
Husband was just standing there covered in flour, holding a burnt-to-a-crisp pancake: "Happy Mother's Day, honey?"
We ended up going to McDonald’s in our pajamas. 10/10 chaotic morning. 😂❤️