u/CabinetFrequent2443

Sad to see my uncle go, man barely seemed to age.

But I guess we move on.

He left me this big house! Plus some books and an old ring, his old stoner best mate was pretty weird about it.

My life has completely changed!

I've never had any success on dating apps but I’m smashing it now!

Only complaint, they’re all way taller than their profiles say, wear loads of black, and are really intense.

The girl last night kept calling me “precious"

36/M/yorkSHIRE

Sad to see my uncle go, man barely seemed to age.
But I guess we move on.

I've never had any succsess on dating apps.
Now suddenly I’m smashing it.

Only complaint, they’re all way taller than their profiles said, wear loads of black, and whisper a lot.
The one last night kept calling me “precious.”

Think my V-card’s not long for this world 😉

Really enjoyed that!

Anyone want to waffle about it?

36/M/Yorkshire

I'm a Metal head for reference but I love eurovision and I'm deep in the prosseco!