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Picked up at The Cannabis Reserve in New Rochelle

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Cannabis on lex (Jaunty Hash Hole only)

All was consumed by joint or vape

Alpine Agronmy- Lituya Bay

Looks 7/10 Taste 10/10 Effects 10/10

Easily some of favorite cannabis on the market alpine might be my favorite brand right now it’s so gas and actually stinks like old weed it’s beautiful the lituya is earthy gassy and the effects are heavy this is a night cap will straight relax the whole body but also giving you a booming head high this is what you can consider top shelf for sure

Jaunty- Hash hole

Looks 10/10 Taste 10/10 Effects 10/10

They knocked it out the park wit this one I think the stay puff strain in here is from sky world which if you ask me is one of their only fire strains sky world has fell off for sure but that stay puff GAS and this hash hole is literally that some absolute gas PIC joints can vary in quality since it’s on the brand to send them fire for the pre rolls but Jaunty didn’t miss I loved this super strong head high for elite level stoners for sure

MFNY- Hashburger 1g cart

Hardware 10/10 Taste 10/10 Effects 10/10

I said I wouldn’t post MFNY anymore because we all know it’s gas but then they dropped 1g cart and I have to review this is some how their best hardware yet I’ve had 3 so far two hashburger and one honey banana 0 clogs and some how the 1g hash burger tastes more terpy than the half g

Rythm- Gogurtz

Looks 8/10 Tastes 8/10 Effects 8/10

8s across the board and before you chew me up and say I forgot the flower pic I know but trust me when I say I know rythm well and they can either be super gas and good super dry and ass and this is a great strain smells and feels fresh still super light green and stinks crazy taste is amazing super strong effects with 3 percent terps you can’t go wrong when Rythm misses it’s bad but when they hit they are better than 99 percent of brands and this is a hit

Oasis- Chrimera Junkey

Looks 10/10 Tastes 6/10 Effects 10/10

I would say looks doesn’t match taste and I would add it doesn’t taste bad but gets a 6 because the taste doesn’t add up the looks but the effects forget about it almost psychedelic my brother said he can his voice echo and that’s all I will have to say on that lol

House of Sacci- Trop Cherry

Looks 10/10 Tastes 10/10 10/10 Effects

A REAL TRUE TROP CHERRY!!! 10s across the board if you are a fan of trop cherry and want a real trop cherry this is it

Felas- Wedding Pie

Looks 6/10 Taste 3/10 Effects 8/10

Looks okay got me super stoned but lacked terps big time never got the felas hype they have disappointed many times the high was strong but only lasted 30 mins due to the lack of terps someone point to a good felas strain so I can understand the hype

Dogwalkers- Afternoon delight #4

Taste 7/10 Effects 7/10

Super nice heavy strain I took this joint on a walk and it was a bad idea once the high kicked in I needed to sit down and take a break dog walkers usually hits when it comes to pre rolls for sure is one of the better brands and safer picks

Picked up The Cannabis Reserve in New Rochelle

And at Highlife Health in New Rochelle

Apline Agronomy- John Truffolta

Taste 6/10 Looks 10/10 Effects 9/10

The smell is super strong and rank but almost like arm pit rank not a super attractive smell lol but it is pungent and looks omg literally some of the most pretty flower I have ever laid my eyes on in the recreational market and as for the effects man comes in strong and fast giving you a euphoric high with leaves you with a floating feeling almost the guys at apline are doing something that’s two times I have an almost high school experience with their flower

The botanist- Gasoline Lollipop

Taste 7/10 Looks 7/10 Effects 7/10

7s across the board and dude for that price you can’t complain the smell was a stinky skunky candy smell and the looks aren’t bad she’s not super pretty and the nugs look a big squished but I think that’s cause of the bag and the effects were great strong body high I think this great budget flower

Major- JFK

Taste 8/10 Looks 7/10 Effects 8/10

First time trying major this week and man I might be hooked lol idk if anyone of you guys are big on major but I’m liking their stuff reminds me a bit of rhythm does anyone know if major is an MSO ? But smell is was great earthy fuely and the looks were nicely rolled joint burned right effects were nice lasted a few hours and gave me a uplifting feeling great strain

Major- Medellin

Taste 7/10 Looks 7/10 Effects 9/10

Stinky earthy gas with a super strong high that lasted hours made my eyes feel heavy if you got any pain this is going to be a good one

Major- Grape Gas

Taste 7/10 Looks 6/10 Effects 7/10

Idk if I got a old batch it was cheaper than the other 8ths felt a bit dry and I feel lost some quality because of it which sucks because I like Majors flower a lot

Electraleaf- Lemonatti

Taste 6/10 Looks 6/10 Effects 7/10

Weed almost looked dark like almost brown tint I grabbed the nicest nug for the pic it was a body high and did the job but overall not a good strain first time I got a big miss from electraleaf

Jetpacks- NYC Sour Diesel

Taste 8/10 Looks 7/10 Effects 10/10

My brother bought this one and pre rolls like this usually suck and taste artificial but this one actually super gas for sure wasn’t sour like it claimed but it was a terpy earthy candy like gas with super strong effects strong head high had me and my two brothers dying in laughter

Picked up at The Cannabis Reserve in New Rochelle feels wrong going since I was so loyal to highlife but their selection is insane

Alpine Agronomy- Boov 8th

Looks 9/10 Taste 6/10 Effects 8/10

So alpine is apparently a super small batch company and the stuff is gas I don’t know when new weed stop stinking like the old days but this is the first strain in the long time when you pop the seal the whole room stinks instantly like aggressively but what hurt me is the spicy taste to it and all the strains from Alpine Agronomy at cannabis reserve have spicy in the description and it’s not my favorite flavor profile and really ruin a strain for me but other than that this is some top tier gas that came with heavy effects had me faded af with high school level munchies

MFNY- Hash Burger AIO

Hardware 7/10 Taste 9/10 Effects 9/10

MFNY don’t miss and I think this will be last time posting a review on them because of it like we all know so I might not post as many cart reviews anymore because I’m not gonna stop buying them 😂 there is just nothing to inform you on the hash burger taste like your rolling a nug in your mouth amazing

Rolling Green- Lemon Cherry Gelato pre roll

Burn 6/10 Taste 6/10 Effects 7/10

Canooed a bit which was disappointing and I feel this batch was different from the batch I had months ago so it wasn’t the best still better than most pre rolls

MFNY- Belafonte cart

Hardware 7/10 Taste 9/10 Effects 8/10

MFNY DONT MISS

Oasis- Sour Diesel 8th

Looks 10/10 Taste 4/10 Effects 8/10

Looks like sour but taste and smell like spicy hay disappointed asf because she really does look the part and I thought it was the effects are super strong and feels on par with sour so maybe it’s dry idk but I got super disappointed

LAST TWO ARE MFNY CARTS AND THEIR GAS lol

Again last time I review MFNY we all know it’s good

Picked up at highlife health in New Rochelle

And at the Cannabis Reserve in New Rochelle(First time I went in myself) GREAT SPOT GREAT SELECTION!

Oasis-Berry Bender

(cannabis reserve)

Looks 8/10 Taste 7/10 Effects 9/10

First time trying Oasis they are small batch apparently and lemme tell you something this is some gas I have to try more of their strains if anyone has recommendations let me know but yeah the effects were strong felt a really strong body high that just locked me into my seat loved it for sure will work great for pain

MFNY-White fire OG

(cannabis reserve)

Hardware 8/10 Taste 8/10 Effects 8/10

Not sure how they do it but I know this vape is old because of the hardware MFNY has gone away with that hardware but some how this shit still tasted great and only didn’t get 10s because I’m sure it would have slapped harder if it was fresher MFNY has some of the best carts I’ve ever had on the market

MFNY-Chemdog

(highlife)

Hardware7/10 Taste 10/10 Effects 10/10

Man talk about true to strain this chemdog was phenomenal MFNY don’t miss but I miss the old hardware a little bit

Naticoke-Shotcaller

(Highlife)

Looks 6/10 Taste 6/10 Effects 7/10

Got me super stoned and the joint resin ringed as I smoked but my only complaint is it was smalls and the smoke wasn’t consistent I had 3 joints out that 8th and they varied in flavored one wasn’t great while the other two smoke quite good

Staymelo-Sour Melo

(Highlife)

Looks 8/10 Taste 8/10 Effects 8/10

I’ve had multiple staymelo 8ths and they have been mid or okay but this one was actually gas special edition so I doubt we get it again if anyone knows the processor so we can try and figure out if they sell this strain themselves under a different name would be awesome

Jaunty-Heir Heads

(Highlife)

Hardware 8/10 Taste 10/10 Effects 10/10

I will be first to say if it’s not live resin or rosin from jaunty don’t buy it prolly ass I’m not a fan of their distillate carts but my guy their resin and rosin carts are literally my favorite carts in the market hands down my guy they get me ripped and are super terpy and gas

Jaunty-Crunh n Munch

(Highlife)

Hardware 10/10 Taste 10/10 Effects 10/10

Didn’t give the 1g resin cart a 10/10 on the hardware because it won’t clog but will block for half a second sometimes when close to the end but the half gram rosins on the other than are amazing never had one clog or any issues and the rosin always taste fire and gets me stoned

Shopped at two dispensaries for the stuff here most of it is from my hometown dispo Highlife health in New Rochelle if you read my reviews you know their fucking legit and if you go in talking terps Mike or one of the boys should steer you in the right way

The other spot I shopped at was Northern lights in Potsdam in New York Bryce who works there is super chill awesome guy I did a pre order paid for my cart asked how much a good pre roll was and bro threw me a sample pre roll been getting to branch out and try a lot of stuff because of my job it’s nice hitting other dispensaries in different regions

Japan 8th from Mini Mart

Looks 3/10 taste 3/10 effects 3/10

3 across the board and I say this because mini mart can have some pressure at times but can miss very bad at times and this was a major miss you don’t need to smoke Japan I smoked it for you it’s not good lol

Canada 8th from mini mart

Looks 7/10 taste 7/10 effects 7/10

And Canada is what I mean by mini mart hitting and having pressure because at this price point you won’t get better tasting weed than this but it sucks because you can miss very bad going with mini mart

Cherry gelato vape from Taste Makerz

Looks 10/10 Taste 10/10 Effects 8/10

This vape actually got me super faded and it tasted amazing literally like a cherry with a hint of earthy bud at the end I love it not to artificial like other vapes and it also looks lowkey I was ripping it in front of my boss lol

Watermelon wormhole pre roll by o yeah

Looks 8/10 taste 9/10 effects 10/10

I shared this with someone and still got stupid high which is rare effects were strong came in heavy and the earthy gassy taste my favorite profile have no idea where I got the watermelon name from because it taste earthy and gassy no fruits

Jacks delight vape by rhythm

Looks 7/10 taste 8/10 effects 8/10

Regular rhythm 510 vape style look and it clogged half way through but it was super terpy and gas super strong effects when the terps on this high on rhythms oil it always hits I avoid them since it’s MSO unless the terps are hella high I chase terps lol

Kats nip 8th by hashtag honey

Looks 7/10 taste 7/10 effects 7/10

Strong good weed and for the price can’t complain had a bit of a earthy taste which I like but it was also a little dry a i feel hashtag is getting better by the batch it seams but they got some progressing to do

White uzumaki vape by hashtag honey

Looks 7/10 taste 10/10 effects 10/10

Easily the best distillate cart I’ve ever had it clogged super easy and isn’t discrete classic 510 wax pen look but lord was this some gas I got high off two blinkers but like high school high looked my brother and I was viewing in portrait mode I can his outline it was insane super heavy body high I recommend this strong smokers only