u/Can_you-help

i just ejaculated with ketchup.

it was horrible.

i saw an instagram post where a guy goes "I just beat my dick with bbq sauce it was the best thing ever" and so I wanted to try it but I had no bbq sauce so the next best thing was ketchup.... I did it.... to some nice thighs tho so 🤷. i also found out it does not smell good, or feel good it was like if lotion was like sand, it's coarse and rough.... (epic Star Wars reference poggies) and I might have ketchup in my penis. I have no clue why I did this man. and if your wondering how the cleanup process was, well, it's ketchup. it was very rough and sticky, and it was hard to get off with a wipe. I had to take a shower.

(also i Don't know how to prove this so just trust me lmao)

So I (19M) was talking to my friend "R" (20F). We were doing our usual venting session complaining about life, what's going wrong, and what to do about it.

Then the conversation shifted to our love lives and how neither of us was really getting the affection we wanted. Everything was going normally.

So like any guy would, I jokingly complained to her "You're supposed to help me find someone, what kind of friend are you?"

She said she had someone in mind a girl, let's call her "S" and asked if I'd be interested in dating her.

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For context: The girl R was introducing me to was the same girl who apparently had a crush on me last year, according to R.

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R reminded me "Remember that girl I introduced you to at that restaurant last year?"

I said no,

not her.

S seems like a good person but we're just not compatible our thought processes are different and she's simply not my type.

I

kept going she's not really my type, not what I look for, and told R to find someone else if she really wanted to put in the effort.

R got offended because I said S wasn't my type looks-wise.

I tried explaining that I have a type and S just doesn't fit it everyone has preferences, so why would I force it?

R insisted S was extremely attractive and that I was only saying otherwise because I hadn't properly seen her.

She told me to wait a minute and then

😭🤡 she sent me private photos of S 🤡😭

"NOW tell me isn't S hot??"

I was completely shocked. What was she even doing?

R kept pushing "See? She IS attractive, you were just saying that without knowing."

R is normally a very sensible, responsible person. This kind of behaviour was the last thing I expected from her. 🤯

I was genuinely stunned.

This was something completely out of my world a girl sharing her friend's private photos just to prove a point.

Maybe this is common among girls, I don't know, but it was absolutely not something I was prepared for.

Sharing someone's private photos without their consent WHY? Just... why?

I told R right then that this wasn't okay and she shouldn't have done it. She just said she was only trying to prove a point, nothing more.

Now I'm sitting here feeling guilty. R had S's private photos fine, that's between them but sharing them with someone else just to win an argument? That wasn't right.

I genuinely don't know what to do now.

Should I just bury this whole thing and move on, or should I tell S that her photos ended up with me without her knowledge? And should I confront R about it that what she did wasn't okay and she shouldn't have done something like that?

05-19-26 , my grandma was cleaning the bathrooms, and I was in the office space doing Homework and i got super hard For some reason, I decided to strip off all my clothes and jerk on omgel But then I had the idea of jerking in front of my grandma Completely naked on omgel So I did just that, i jerked behind her, and i cumed into my hand So it wouldn't get on the floor, But I've been jerking off next to her for weeks Just with my dick out.

should i stop?