u/CanadianCitizen1969

Ah shit here we go again

PSA for Class of 2030 - skip the A.I. and use your own brain! Cornell Notes are your friend!

I can't believe it!

Another great look for the Cornell University

In honor of the movie

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It could be me, as I'm prone to knee-jerk reactions, but the volume of posts asking about this, that, or the other CASE exam has me wondering if this may constitute a discrete data point on the Class of 2030.

Meanwhile, at the Medical School...

Another one of life's great joys ruined by a meddling bureaucracy

There were definitely some problems but this take just seems over the top to me. Thoughts?

Let us know how it went!

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Did anyone who selected paper check option for payment get any kind of notice?

Looks like they're fixing the roads!

Another Ithaca business bites the dust. Not even a business catering to hippies can cut it anymore! Rough times on The Commons.

Cornell Dining Chief Public Relations Officer Chip Dingker announced today that the Cornell Canadian Alumni Association, based in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, has established an endowment that will fund a permanent poutine station at Okenshields Dining Hall. CCAA President Girdom McDonald '87 commented that the Association "felt it was high time that Canada's national dish was available to all on the Ithaca campus: "Back in the day, we had to make our own poutine,. Now everyone will be able to enjoy a hearty plate of stomach-filling, artery clogging fries, cheese curd, and beef gravy!" A partnership with Cornell Dairy to supply the cheese curds was the final piece of the deal to come into place. "This is so beautiful," wept Etinne Rheaume '28, "now I don't have to worry about where my next plate of poutine is coming from!" The station is expected to be up and running for the first day of the Fall 2025 semester.

Anyone know?

Sun working during the summer. Will the editorial board get PNG'd?

The unending barrage of quite frankly insane room swap requests has me wondering. Not to mention terrified of the shambles this sub will be reduced to when the Class of 2030 gets run over by the speeding bus of course enrollment.

Please pick the day you think will be most likely for the seemingly inevitable bad news dump of Resilient Cornell- related job cuts

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Committed to maximizing the size of the Class of 2030, University Admissions spokesperson Poppy Jones '96 stated on Friday that the University would continue to accept students off the wait list until the course add deadline during the Fall 2026 semester. "This is a Resilient Cornell response to the decline in public confidence in universities as well as the demographic cliff," Jones declared. "We have forced quintuples, introducory CHEM courses, and meal plans to fill up," Jones continued. "We figured that since the State Education Department has approved our course add date, that gives us some flexibility to extend the waitlist a couple of weeks into the semester." Jones also noted that the University has revised its longstanding policy of requiring incoming transfers to wear a sandwich board announcing their status and ringing a handbell to alert others for their first two weeks on campus down to just one week. "Basically it came down to the number of sandwich boards and bells we're gonna need for all the transfers we're piling into this place," admitted Jones.