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▲ 23 r/WitchcraftCircleJerk

Why are all of you stupid losers still doing that outdated Grounding thing? It's so crazy that y'all were never taught the method I literally just invented right now but is obviously vastly superior but none of you ever bothered to invent it first.

Forget the tried and true way witches have been doing things for generations and just become a bigger battery, duh.

Also I'm a baby witch but I FEEL like I have thousands of generational hereditary witch XP, so that counteracts how I've only been practicing for 3 weeks.

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u/Candyghosts — 1 day ago
▲ 25 r/WitchcraftCircleJerk+1 crossposts

Plate broke and shattered at the end of spell

So I did a road opener abundance spell near the new moon with a green candle burning on top , I set my intentions and everything and usually near the end of the spell while the candle is almost gone I don’t mind leaving it for a moment ( if I leave I set my intention and ask it to burn safely because I don’t want to blow it out) because I’ve done it in the past with spells before and it burned to the end without problems but this time I left for 30 mins to go to the shop and when I came back the whole plate shattered but the candle was completely burnt out . I was rlly shocked like fuk is this a good sign that the spell worked or a bag sign ?

( P.S. in the photo I moved like one of the shards abit before taking a photo but it pretty much looked like that when I came back the plate was sitting on top on the box it wasn’t over the edge or anything)

u/Candyghosts — 3 days ago
▲ 29 r/ModSupport

Humbly suggesting a few tweaks to the "try crossposting to these other subs!" suggestions

I mod r/witchcraftcirclejerk. Lots of hurt feelings and confusion lately from people who say "Reddit told them" to crosspost there, and have never heard of a CJ community lmao.

We've done everything we can think of to make it beyond ridiculously obvious that we are a satire community, but alas.

It would be nice to be able to deliberately categorize a subreddit as satire and then only be recommended to users who already participate in similar subs maybe.

Or a warning popup like what shows for NSFW content?

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u/Candyghosts — 8 days ago