r/WitchcraftCircleJerk

Nope! Absolutely no effect! So for those of us who were worried Obsession was gonna make the general spell-buying public go "gee, maybe it IS a bad idea to try to override someone else's free will for my own emotional and sexual gratification" and thereby undermine the Tiktok and Etsy rackets... nope. Just straight up nope! People have kept on keeping on buying literal obsession spells and they ain't gonna stop.

This is wonderful news for those of us who, shall we say, selflessly accept the karmic burden of lots and lots of other peoples' money :3

So like I was meditating to Azazels enn with a 444 hz sine wave so loud I think it lobotomized me. I've been doing this consistently for 4 months and now I have covid. What did I do wrong?!?!?! (No but like satire aside it feels like I deepthroated a cactus fuck if anyone here has any tips I will take. What better place for medical advice then a circlejerk)

More importantly, how do I tell my mom I'm a witch? Can she sense me doing witchcraft in the womb?

Any good rituals for my journey through the birth canal?

I will be in my astral form so don't freak out when you see an ascended alien master. I also have wings as my natural form. A witch friend will be visiting California as well.

I'd like to meet my soul tribe. We have a strict selection criteria and I would like all your chakras to be super active and your third eye to be able to smell and taste 342 HZ frequencies.

Who's with me?!

nah but that girl makes some poor choices. what the fuck was she doing chasing after Cu Culainn?

did she just wake up one day on Tara and think to herself "you know who'd make a great romantic choice? a fucking violent sex attacker, thats who"

as if. i bet some bloody Ulstermen just put the whole thing in afterwards to big up their lad (Ulstermen are always doing things like this, you can't take your eyes off them for a second)

i mean, ma righ Lugh was right there the whole time, what was she even thinking?

Lugh knows the score, Lugh loved his mammy, and he didn't need Macha to curse the entire enemy army away just so he could act the big yin! he got those flowing golden locks too, they bring all the bhandia to the grove.

she just does these things sometimes to confuse us. i'm sure it's fine, but i'm gonna go carve her a whistle out of an elder branch just in case...

I can't read the fancy font that's sometimes used within the subreddit. I think I was cursed with a curse to make me unable to read?? Uhhhh. Like. What do I do to fix this? I already in frustration made a ton of sigils and tore them up. I don't know if they'll work though, I think I still can't read them. Do I need to eat a crystal or something? Shove a candle up my ass? I don't know?! Please tell me everything step by step. I'm slowly becoming unable to read the search butom. Nooo its geting wors. quik Im getting lighter and candle

unjerk/ Hey so the fancy fonts are really inaccessible to disabled people like myself. Not just for people like me for just would have a hard time reading fancy fonts, but also for users with screenreaders (these can actually break screenreaders at times to my knowledge.)