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They say that sniffing rosemary will improve your memory.
I tried it once...then she hit me. I don’t remember much after that.
u/Capt_Den — 4 days ago
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I did my first stand-up gig at an old people's home last night.
They didn't get my jokes, but they still pissed themselves anyway!
u/Capt_Den — 9 days ago
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My grandfather got his tongue shot off in the war.
But he never talked about it.
u/Capt_Den — 11 days ago