u/Carterbeats_thedevil

Prove your humanity.

Drill to the prefrontal cortex. I figured that's where the bad thoughts come from.

Also, punk?

1300+ reported rape cases in ICE detention centers. Nobody acts like they care. I know we're all aging punks in here, but why don't we organize. Shouldn't that be what we're about?

I wear patches, I shit myself 3 times a day (unless I drink coffee, then its at least 7 times), I jerk to my Lunachicks poster in my free time while listening to Green Day, I spit on people who won't give me spare change when they pass and throw eggs at the ones that do give me change, I sharpen my spiked bracelets and shin guards on the sidewalk, I make oinking sounds whenever a cop passes by, I sneak into shows at places where the bouncers know me and don't hit me in the face before they throw me out, I reorganize the filth in the storage unit where I live.....

What else is there? Is there anything more to punk life?

Also, am I punk?

Now and forever and also retroactively, you can all be punk. You don't have to ask anymore. By the power vested in me, I declare all who would ask the question here are hereby PUNK.

Benedicte, Caveat Emptor, Tu Stultus Est.

I hope this settles the question for everyone once and for all.

Can this post be pinned, please?