r/punkcirclejerk

The polls are in! Thousands of "am I punk" scenarios have brought us the answer. Punk is not even dead! Literally impossible.

What is something so bonkers you saw, or even did, that single handedly brought Punkrock back to life?

Responses to peoples stories can only be variations of "ya right, poser."

I'll start. One time this guy was reving this dog up by not throwing the ball but faking it, that kind of shit. The dog let out one of those groan growls. Guy says "oh you think you can manipulate me, bitch. Nothing you do will get me to throw the damn ball." As the jerk stood there Doggins looks up at him and lunges at his junk, grabs a mouthful and holds. Jerk down on his back, steady screaming, thows the ball and Doggins let's go and chases the ball. Was absolutely hilarious. Jerk is holding himself still on his back swearing at Doggins. Doggins comes back to him and he rolls over to face her and she drops the ball infront of his face. Then does that growl taunt that dogs do when they want you to play. I had to physically put my veggie burger down so I could applaud.

r/punkcirclejerk

Can i be punk if i watch fortnite porn?

Punk is so not even dead!

Is this image punk?

If it doesn't include getting inebriated or having sex, I don't want to be there.

I hate Greenday, am I punk now?

How can I really be sure you're not just a lot of punk bots?

Can I still be punk if I touch myself the long way?

Can mormons be punks?

Any good samples we can use for new release song? It's called Fight me. Fast riff, short song with a big scream at beginning and the band wants to put a sample in the intro over the scream.

I just gave myself a partial lobotomy

if im straightedge and i dream about smoking, have i broken edge and if so, how do i repent?

can i be a punk if im a pdf

Am I punk if I only listen to metalcore, am in a metalcore band, only go to metalcore shows, and don’t like punk, but call myself punk?

can be punk if I when the when I when

Am I punk if I exclusively date transsexuals

No, you are not punk and can't be punk

I had to get Ice for my mom, and she knows I'm clearly "Anti-Ice" (it says so on my battle jacket), am I still Punk?

Can I be straight edge and have a smoking fetish

I had to order Pepsi instead of Coke at the local Japanese restaurant and I'm afraid I'm no longer Punk

am I punk if i am dead