Gaia Gone: GANR Radio
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“Alright, alright, that last caller might've been on to something, I'll admit, but we're gonna pivot over to our main segment tonight-
What happened to Alphastar?
See- back in the 60's, when the original Freedom Force quote-unquote died (we'll come back to that) a buncha heroes quit, but Alphastar… man, he was one of the best.
Lunch boxes, comics, the works. We all remember when he saved Hawaii from that giant iguana, but not a lot of people know what happened.
So, the official story is that Alphastar, a man capable of lighting up every city on the planet, was so defeated, so broken after the 1964 massacre that he walked straight into the Pacific Ocean, never to be seen again.
You're telling me the government just up and… What, let him walk into the ocean? You're gonna tell me, the Pacific managed to contain the biggest nuclear reactor on the planet?
Come on. We're not that stupid, guys. Beside the logistical nightmare of him still being down there, you can't really believe our government allowed an asset like that to walk away.
In fact- I've got a theory. We all know that Reactor they're building out near Earthsea. America's Energy Crisis solved! Or so they say.
We spent how many years and how much money trying to crack nuclear energy? And you're telling me we just got it now? No, no. I refuse to believe that.
What I believe- and take this with a grain of salt-
I believe they had Alphastar all along, locked up until they could figure out how to use him. Now that they have, they just got to finish that reactor and put ‘em inside. Bingo bango, free energy for the country and a free conscience for the American people.
But what if he wakes up? What if they put him in there and he puts out more power than they're expecting? You mark my words, that plant is going to go boom and it'll be us, the afflicted out here on the streets of Earthsea who'll pay for it.
Just ya'll wait.
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