u/CeIerySTIXX

What do we think based on what we saw in the beta would be the best starter character? No economy to start, no meso buffer for pots, starting from 0 with no help. Asking for myself and for introducing my kiddo to this fame when if releases ☺️

Dont assume anything about 3rd job. Use info strictly that we know right now

PS- Poll only allows 6, if you pick a main class list the sub class (example, warrior - drk or theif - NL)

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Back in MY day, Lucky Seven meant something.
You rolled a thief, dumped every single AP into LUK, missed every single Blue Snail for 14 levels because you didn't have enough accuracy, and you liked it.

But times have changed. The average player is now 34 years old with lower back pain, two kids, and a Costco membership. “Lucky Seven” sounds like a dusty slot machine your aunt plays at a Casino.

We need modernization. We need to bridge the generational gap.

I propose we rename the skill to Six Seven.
Why?

Gen Z Market Share: No 20-year-old TikTok scroller wants to click a skill called "Lucky." They want to see a 6'7" absolute unit. If we rename the skill, Zoomers will flock to Kerning City thinking they can build a Rogue that can dunk on the Junior Balrog.

The Hidden "Rizz" Stat: We already have DEX and LUK. Retconning the skill to "Six Seven" effectively adds a hidden aura stat to the Thief class. Dark Lord didn't train us to be lucky; he trained us to stand at a towering, visually imposing height while standing on top of the Kerning potion shop.

Accurate Hitbox Scaling: If the skill is called Six Seven, our throwing stars should realistically spawn from an altitude of 6 feet 7 inches. This instantly fixes the long-standing, infuriating issue of our Subis getting blocked by a 2-inch incline in the dirt.

The Brainrot Rating System: When a modern player asks how your grinding session in the Ant Tunnel is going, you shouldn't have to explain your exp per hour. You should just be able to look them in the eyes, do a weird little balancing hand gesture, and say, "It's like a six seven."

Signed,
Level 67 dexless sin
Father of 1
Currently typing this while sitting outside soccer practice in my new balances and khakis

Edit: this is a meme shitpost and absolutely not serious lmaoo