What I imagine each liar would order for dessert 🧁
Spencer Hastings:
espresso tiramisu because she needs a dessert that says “I got 4 hours of sleep and still finished three AP assignments and uncovered a murder clue.” She would absolutely correct the waiter on the pronunciation of mascarpone.
Hanna Marin:
giant warm cookie skillet with ice cream. Orders it “for the table” and then slowly protects it with her arm like a raccoon guarding shiny objects. Says she’s “not even hungry” while taking 84% of it.
Aria Montgomery:
lavender honey crème brûlée. Something aggressively artsy that sounds fake until it arrives in a tiny glass dish with one edible flower. She definitely posts it before eating it.
Emily Fields: classic cheesecake with strawberry topping. Reliable. Sweet. Universally liked. Emily orders desserts that don’t start arguments and somehow ends up sharing bites with everyone else.
Alison DiLaurentis: red velvet cake. Looks perfect. Is secretly a little dangerous. Leaves everyone wondering if they’re enjoying it or being manipulated by it.
Mona Vanderwaal: macarons. Tiny. Perfectly calculated. Expensive for no reason. Comes in a suspiciously organized box of colors that somehow means something cryptic.
Ezra Fitz: black coffee and “just one bite” of someone else’s dessert then gives a six-minute speech about how this specific pastry shop in Paris “changed his perspective on literature.”
Toby Cavanaugh: apple pie. No drama. No foam. No edible glitter. Just a solid dessert made by someone’s grandma. Probably eats it wearing a flannel.
Caleb Rivers: molten lava cake. Looks lowkey but has emotional damage inside.
Noel Kahn: churros at 2am. The kind of dessert choice that feels like a bad decision made during a crime.
Paige McCullers: frozen yogurt. But she acts competitive about toppings somehow.
Lucas Gottesman: brownie sundae. Classic “nice guy” dessert. Orders extra whipped cream because he wants everyone to have a good time.
Jenna Marshall: dark chocolate soufflé
Intimidating. Sophisticated. Feels like it knows your secrets.
Ashley Marin — wine and cheesecake because she’s stressed. Constantly.
“A” — gummy worms hidden inside a pudding cup
No explanation. Just psychological warfare in dessert form.
And somehow every single dessert would arrive with a note attached that says: “Careful, Liars. Calories can be deadly. — A”