u/Cheap_Cash5

Einstein aura mogged Hitler

Yo nobody told me the big Stein was this tough. So I’m like more than halfway done with Billy bat (I had to put it on pause to read this western slop novel called ‘The Idiot’) and I did not expect to see the fabled Hitler and Einstein panel when I clicked next chapter. The conversation was pretty cool and all but man did Einstein just exude nothing but aura. Like Hitler was that roaring lion and Einstein was the calm monkey from that one sigma meme. Man if I was Hitler I’d also crash out and invade Poland if I got aura mogged that badly.

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 14 days ago

The shonencels are discovering this subreddit, SHUT IT DOWN!!!

Highkey I feel honored that they used my screenshot in their original post

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 29 days ago

Holy shit he did the tiktok edit thing

Yo I’m reading Billy bat and I’m on the Japanese village arc where Kevin and this Japanese father and daughter are looking for the scroll. And after some shenanigans happen where the foreigner learns the true power of Billy bat. We see Kevin (my goat btw) pull up some crazy ass aura farming technique. Like this technique has so much aura that the foreigner literally falls back and dies.
Like ts is so tuff and it reminded me that I was reading a seinen. Absolute cinema but then >!Kevin gets fucking slimed out by the CIA lmao. All that aura farming for this.!<

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 1 month ago

No more Mushoku tensei posts!!

Every post I see in this sub is about Mushoku tensei. One after another it’s another post hating that series. Mushoku Tensei is NOT a seinen and has no right in this sub. Now I could lie and give a fake reasoning for why I want it gone. But I’ll lay it bare. But I would rather die than have to actually r**d a friggin n*vel. Too many posts about a friggin n*vel and not enough on my deep and complex manga! Let us revert to being enjoyers of seinen! Get these novelslop consumers out of here.

I come here to jerk it to seinen manga and I expect there to be seinen manga to jerk it to.

I want to see more seinen, seinen with darker themes and seinen so niche that the sub has yet to hear its name!

Let us glaze blame!! let us glaze Ajin! Let us glaze Innocent!

Down with these non-Seinen slop! Down with novels! Glory to Seinen! Glory to Seinencirclejerk!

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 1 month ago

We cannot keep getting outjerked

Rape and Seinen themes are OUR thing.

When we see a sub making a rape post, we make 10 more!
When we see them glazing Seinen themes, we will glaze harder!
When they use dark manipulation, we will manipulate them back with even darker psychology!
While everyone else is precum, we must be true semen!

No more will be the days that we get outjerked come. We are the true Seinen enjoyers and we will mog these sub-5 shonencels. We will be the ones to outjerk the masses and not the other way around. We will full on Johan style manipulate the proletariat.

We are not the ones getting raped, we are the rapists!

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 2 months ago

Heh… these shonenslop enjoyers don’t realize how much better I am than them!!

They read jjk and jjk is fine and at but has jjk ever been in that uh French museum?? What was it called… oh yeah! The Louvre. Also jjk is like pure shonenslop while jojos part 7 is a Bonafide seinen. Don’t these normies realize how much better jojos is? Why do they still enjoy jjk when like actual seinen like jojo exists. Also did I mention that Jojos is in that uh French museum called the louvre. Like jjk has shonen level writing full of hype and aura and stuff but SBR is like pump full of uh seinen themes and such and uhh complexity and depth and shit. You’re just genuinely below me as a human being if you’ve never read SBR and enjoy jjk. Also jojos is in that French museum called the louvre.

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 2 months ago

Why is this FOID trying to touch my glorious alpha climber guy

I’ve been reading the climber and I lowkey vibe with the whole alpha wolf stuff and not fitting in with society type shit. But now why are these foids trying to interrupt my dudes grind. Like he’s climbing mountains and stuff and sure he’s somewhat sad about being lonely and stuff (he’ll get over it). But whys his old foid classmate thinkin she can rape him and remove his alpha status. Like she literally tries to rape(peak seinen moment) him and like the sigma he is he pushes her away because w*men are scary and evil creatures. I hope he’s able to maintain his path of solo climbing as the true alpha he is without any of these w*men getting in his way.

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 2 months ago

Kaguya sama love is war is unironically peak seinen

So like you got two manipulators who use dark psychology to manipulate the other into falling in love. And like that’s lowkey more tuff than rape because you’re manipulating them into falling for you. Not to mention that they both use this advanced psychology to manipulate each other into having sex in chapter 220 which is like the most seinen thing ever. Also Shirogane has blonde hair and blue eyes which is genuinely a reference to Johan liebert who also uses dark manipulation tactics. And unlike that series where that bum Ayankoji comes from, there’s 2 manipulators so you get psychological fights full of high iq plays and aura and such. It’s a shame that shonencels fail to recognize the seinen themes in this series.

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 3 months ago

Why does he care about family? Isn’t he supposed to be climbing mountains or smth

Read this expecting peak hype and aura with climbing only to find themes and emotions and such.

u/Cheap_Cash5 — 3 months ago