
r/seinencirclejerk

Dorohedoro mogs 99% of seinens
(with the exception of Kaguya-sama of course)
What if Natsuki Subaru and Diddy Greyrat swapped places?
I goon to Mushoku Tensei. And why you should to.
So, basically, uhhhh, like, they kinda got some good breasts and shi+ like whenever Zenith cracks Paul for example, they make realistic moans which highkey increases the quantum dihodrygenic relaxation's movement efficiency, creating greater pleasure when you were to semen all over yourself (which is gay, not that im judging).
And yep, I consent to jacking off to MT, but only the adults so its not seinen like Homunculus.
edit: f*ck, apparently she was 16 during this specific pic.
The vote passed
The vote for Mushoku mondays has passed. Starting September first we will conduct a trial month to see exactly how it will work, then decide based on the month of September if we should keep it or not
What is the morality of sticking my 16-to-18-centimeter penis into Rudeus right after he reincarnates, just so he understands that pedophilia is wrong?
I mean, the only hope for rehabilitation this piece of trash has is getting his ass wrecked in a bukkake—it doesn't matter if his body is fragile; he needs to be taught the lesson that you don't mess with kids. We have to fuck him until he's mind-broken, left with an *ahegao* face, begging for more.
Where exactly is penis length measured from? I’ve measured mine from the top of the base to the tip several times, and it came out to between 16 and 18 centimeters, but I’m not sure if I measured it correctly. Is it normal for my penis to be reddish or dark in color, even though I’m white? Is it normal to be able to masturbate for 10 hours straight without ejaculating? These questions keep me up at night. How can I be seinen if I don't produce semen? Does it count as seinen if I support Zionism, am an Argentine femboy who is 165-centimeter-tall, and have a lot of incest in my family tree?
P.S. Can someone post this on "Morality Scaling"? Honestly, I don't know if I'd get banned for posting it there, so please, someone take one for the team.
Morality of fucking a zombie during a zombie apocalypse, because the lack of physical intimacy is strongly impacting your sanity?
Let's say it's the sort of zombie virus that kills you and then reanimates your body rather than just making you bloodthirsty 28 X later style. And for those saying you would just get infected, you use condom obviously.
EDIT: To make it more interesting, what if it's your girlfriend, who explicitly told you you can keep fucking her even as a zombie before tragically succumbing to the virus.
EDIT 2: No rot guys, for the sake of practicality, the body is functionally alive, even if the brain is dead. Just go off the picture.
EDIT 3: You know guys, if semen turned out to be the cure for the zombie virus, I would be the saviour of the human race and you would look really silly....
Why am I getting groomeus grey rat in my YouTube ad reccomendeds
This probably belongs here
Why is it so hard to just say “yeah Rudeus is problematic but I can look past that and enjoy the rest of the show”
Even the limitations of the human body will not stop Rudeus. He's Slaanesh incarnate
is the netherlands seinen?
im going to visit this place so i can become a true semen larper