u/Comprehensive-Bird17

After the success of “The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs”, Leopold Butters Scotch made this masterpiece right after. Even if it's less profane than its predecessor, it invokes a feeling that the author has really gone to his roots for this one.

Unfortunately, this book did lead to a man murdering the Kardashians (very bad), but after reading this book and Morgan Freeman reading the first chapter, I still admit this great tale should be told for future generations to come.

Shame that we indians don't have authors like Leopold Butters Scotch, authors who are willing to speak their minds. We need to do better. I know discussions about this book is still being debated, since it did lead to the death of the Kardashians, but give this great book a try

**Chapter 1**

Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.

**Chapter 2**

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after. THE END

Now tell me that wasn't the greatest story ever.

[DON'T DELETE THIS, MODS] 😠

Source: https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The\\\_Poop\\\_That\\\_Took\\\_a\\\_Pee

anyone else hyped?