Dragona will give him dysphoria
Paco will deport him
Charmingman will make him depressed by forcing him to listen to The Smiths
Usagi will hire a very attractive man and a very attractive woman to make him realize he’s bisexual thus burdening him with the weight of consciously realizing his internalized homophobia
Jodio will set him on fire or something idfk what is he supposed to do give him autism
Well, except Charming Man (he'll dissipate and get into my lungs)
And Ningbo (he'll block my attacks with his stand and explode me)
And Rohan (tho he's the powerhouse)
And Bobby Jean (unless he starts using his bullet-slowing power)
And Doctor Roberts (he's too honourable, I'll get scared and give up)
And Hacca Howler (he'll block my attacks with his stand and shoot me)
And Jodio (he'll flush me with his AA gun rain)
The funny thing is, if this was Part 5, at least one of the party members would have tried this already.
Seriously, they were loosing limbs left and right in that part.
A small theory about the mechanic behind eclipse eight and a interpretation of story of SBR verse.
I'm not a native speaker so I used google translate for some specific part.
forget the howling, this thing is GOING to come back and kill usagi, HIGHKEY, hear me out on this one fam. notice how her status is UKNOWN? yeah guys... she's defeenty the villian... plus she's aslo a sexual offender just like the otehr villians or something. so like, she;d come back just to kill usagi but like. yeah she gets a stand by eating the lava rock and go requim
I've been hinking about this while reading PHF, who has the strongest rain like ability? Jodio joestar with November rain or Vladimir Kocaqi with Rain Day Dream Away?
Edit: Forgot to mention but there's also Blackmore with Catch the rainbow
Okay, this could be really messed up, but it could reveal Mauka's dead by appearing as him. Which would be really insane. But I don't think he's dead.
So we'll just say it's appearing as some random person.
"Charming Man. Your people are all outcasts and unusual in the natural world. You are judged and mistreated because of your skin. Because of something you can't control. People look at you like you're a freak of nature, they see you as inhuman. That constant discrimination makes you hate yourself, and deep down you're hoping Mauka is dead so he doesn't have to experience the hate. You looked back."
Like, he's literally a psychopath who doesn't care.
Dragona had to grow up over herself so that he doesn't start killing in her martyred name.
When Jodio learns he needs to maintain all that capital, he'll probably start opening brothels for sexual blackmail of whoever he meets, and control drug dealers, and produce cluster munition, and sponsor terrorists, and whatever else he finds cool.
Fun fact: this animator worked on Steel Ball Run 1st Stage, among many other things.
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Like "a girl to die for" in Sin City
It's certainly not some high literature as of yet, it's about a teen psychopath protag getting rich after all.
But characters are more alive, and Jodio's childhood shenanigans made me think of how I'd behaved if I was born in different circumstances (it's stupid to self-diagnose as a psychopath, but this topic is still kinda close to me).
And the plot is quite engaging too, with proper pace of events.
Also I can't at how prosaic it gets. Like "our friend is having pulmonary edema. Maybe he's attacked by an enemy Stand... Or just a junkie with commonspread symptoms?"
Or how Stand power system gets a bit secondary to big money and guns.
Or like when the nastiest challenge they'll see begins with cyber scammers.
The only problem I've seen is trying to remember the stand names, they seem to get too obscure and nonsensical for me.
