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A quiet and harmonious morning metro commute in Japan
Margaret Qualley (almost barefoot) at the premiere of "The Dog Stars" in London (August 20, 2026)
Yo guys, this is scooper XG6996INFINITY with another scoop, in addition to Charles Melton potentially appearing (or not) on X-MEN, my reliable source says Tim Heidecker is in talks to play Magneto!!!! (or not)- AMA
Subscribe to my patreon for more epic scoops not just about X-Men but also for who's going to be the next president in 2028, my reliable source says it might be Baron Trump!!!!
Edit: Now my trustes source says the president might be an AI Nixon Hologram.
Edit 2: The next president is Logan Paul.
Edit 3: Source just said to me: "Scratch that, next president is Travis Keckle!"
Edit 4: It's Taylor Swift's baby boy- he's apolitical
Edit 5: My source says the baby will be overthrown by... Holly shit I'm gonna be the president!!! Oh my god!!!
Edit 6: My source now says that Cailee Speany changed her schedule to overthrow my presidency?? WTF, my source told me she was on X-Men and that I was supposed to be the president! WTF MAN, WTF
Edit 7: There's still hope- my source just told me that in order for Cailee Speany to stay on X-Men and for me to stay as president- I have to give my source head, like every 2 days from now on. And then give myself head every Friday- well that shouldn't be a problem. I'll do everything to be president so I can ban Mark Ruffalo, Mamdani and Rachel Zegler forever! 🤓
Edit 8: Stop saying Joe Estevez will come back as president Davidson as the real next president- my source told me that as long as I give them head, I'LL WIN THE ELECTION!!!!😭
Breaking Entertainment Industry News
Avengers Doomsday NanoBanana collab confirmed?
In Onslaught (2026), Professor X is corrupted by a shard of Magneto’s character and becomes an existential threat to the entire Marvel universe.
Know the work rules
They see how this looks, right?
Credit to u/DonnyMox
Jean Grey recreating the Saddam Hussein hiding spot
"Tell me, Penelope, do you want peace, or do you want revenge?"
Luthor, Did you take a fat paycheck from a TERF billionaire?
In Milan, some people spray-paint pickpockets so that everyone can identify them.
PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS. MY MOM IS KINDA HOMELESS
Gerard Butler as Leonidas in 300 is one of the most badass, hardcore performances ever
Rewatched this recently after so many years and it’s visually stunning.
But man… Gerard Butler is so badass and epic here!
Just how he commands the screen, motivates his army and delivers the one liners in epic fashion will never not give me goosebumps.
One of my favorite performances in an action flick and probably my favorite performance from him in general!