u/Benevolent-Shrine-23

The sub is called circlejerk, meaning everyone who joins it is consenting to be jerked off, which isn't rape, which isn't semen

Number 1: whenever new sneaks of a new unique mechanic is shown, always make a slop comment that goes along the lines of "Heh... A unique mechanic? Those Yujibros are NOT gonna like that🤣" Because you are super duper unique for sharing a verdict 90% of the community has

Number 2: SWEAR on your life that Hakari is S tier, when someone points out that he's just Yuji with less mobility and Locust guy with no safe combos, ALWAYS start talking about his ult as if it's an "end all" argument

Number 3:Have no idea how to play megumi and say some shit like "Rabbit escape should have hit stun"

Number 4: Always say "insert character was killed" after they get some balance patches despite the fact you have never tested out those balance changes for yourself

Number 5: Whenever JJS gets criticized for game design and balance, just say its "shenanigans" while insisting that JJS should be able to stand amongst a bunch of serious games

Number 6: Play Haruta, but don't learn how to actually use his kit, just stand in a random place, turn on helping hand mode, then occasionally press 1 or 2

Number 7: Play Todo then just perfect swap someone who's 1v1ing someone else, but wait, TZE nerfed that shit, so complain about it endlessly on the subreddit and discord, also whenever someone attacks you, run away with pebble throw, and whenever you see two people 1v1ing, steal their kill with black flash

Number 8: INSIST that Megumi Choso and Ryu are Zoners despite not playing like one at all

Number 9: Play Ryu but only ever use Granite Blast to third party because you're such a comedic genius for doing this

Number 10: Overhype pre-rework Mei Mei to hell

Number 11: Be dogshit at m1 trading while constantly whining about side dash m1s

Number 12: Dickride Nanami and Mechamaru because they are SOOOOOO LE NICHE BOIIIIIIII

Number 13: Shit on Gojo, Yuji, Hakari, and Charles for being boring while your only playstyle as Nanami is "Wait for ratio to be on so I can blunt cut, oh shit I failed ratio, wait for ratio again, oh wait I won an m1 trade, I'll do stabilize and cleave whirlwind, then I'll backdash and do an insanely predictable ratio + blunt cut then get FUCKED because they nerfed blunt cut range"

Number 14: INSIST INSIST INSIST that Kuro and Hanami are canonically girls and call anyone a larper for using any other pronouns for them despite the fact that you consume JJK through Kirara edits

Number 15: Don't actually rate the new characters added based on their unique mechanics, fun gameplay, or balance, instead, dickride them for being le niche characters that nobody knows about except YOU becauss YOU'RE SO SPECIAL (You knew nothing about this character before they were added to JJS but you were TOTALLY their number 1 fan for years and now your entire account is based off of them

Number 16: The most important rule. NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE FORM AN OPINION FOR YOURSELF. NEVER.

JJS LEVEL: EXTREME

WELCOME TO JJS BRADAR😈