r/IHateSportsball

Gold is the wersesr most boaring waste of time...deyolsoq

I have never watched a sport I find at least a little interesting. And I hate if I go over to someone else's house and they have sports on and they yell for goals. And like sport culture. To me it's pointless and boring. And why is it all male dominated? Chess is considered a sport because it's male dominate but as soon as its gymnastics it's just a hobby?

Seriously if you think the soccer powers that be would ever let America win the world cup, you're unimaginably stupid. It would cause the dregs of the world who like this insanely dumb sport to go suicidal and claim they never really liked soccer to begin with. Half of you only like it because its something you think you're better than Americans at and the list of things like that is basically 1. Your crippling inferiority complex would have you reaching for the razor in the tub if we were ever allowed to win.

Now don't get me wrong, we don't care about soccer enough to be good enough to win, but if the game were called fair the last couple of generations, we may have gotten some traction and the game may have become popular here for reasons a sane intelligent man like me can't fathom. And if that were to happen and we actually dedicated ourselves to this pathetic "sport" where grown men writhe in fake agony on the floor for several minutes because they're viking warriors, we would easily become the best nation at it and smoke you dorks in most tournaments. And then what would you have? The razor. So internalize that your game sucks, is rigged, and is played by scandalous pussies. And then draw the bath.