u/sirmaxedalot — reddlx

Image 1 — Illinois State Fair Prairie Farms Dairy building. You come for the butter cow, you stay for the choccy.

▲ 23 r/chocolatemilk

Illinois State Fair Prairie Farms Dairy building. You come for the butter cow, you stay for the choccy.

Forgive the condensation, I tried to wipe it off but only so well.

u/sirmaxedalot — 3 days ago

▲ 173 r/IHateSportsball

Found in the wild

Low IQ

u/sirmaxedalot — 6 days ago

🔥 Hot ▲ 6.7k r/AmITheAngel+1 crossposts

Am I Overreacting to my girlfriend not wanting me to play pickleball with my friends because my friend brought his long term girlfriend to play with us?

Context - I have been playing pickleball with my buddies. Just 4 dudes. Last week my friend brought his long term gf to play as well. It was 5 guys and the girlfriend. Today I was planning on playing pickleball with the same people again, unsure if my friend plans on bringing his gf. My gf (24F) doesn’t want me to go if my friend brings his gf. And before you ask “why don’t you invite her?” She has mentioned to me how she thinks pickleball is “gay” and “stupid” and has no interest in going and would only go to monitor what girl(s) may decide to show up. Am I overreacting?

u/Left_Peanut_7744 — 15 days ago

▲ 40 r/GTA6

What absolutely unhinged, lunatic, maniac, chaotic thing are you looking for the most to perpetrate against the fine denizens of Leonida?

We all know about the built in activities, games and side businesses. But what horrible things can you not wait to do in GTA6? I've got a few.

The first I call Coastal Killer. It's a beloved pastime in GTA. Simply get a vehicle, find a populated beach, hit the gas. You know the drill.

Rooftop Sniper. A classic, and needs little explanation. However, going 1st person, driving around until you find the right spot and calmly, and carefully choosing your first target really sets the immersion.

Then there is Pig Man. Provided they have masks, get a pig mask and jump fences in the rich neighborhood until you find NPCs sunbathing by their pools. RIP.

Slapping a large number of explosive charges on a box truck and parking it down by a populated area and then just waiting for the right time to hit the button.

Homeless encampment shotgun sweep out.

In GTA5 you could enter the Yellow Jacket and, if Santa was good to you, he would populated it was many NPCs and you could do what you must do. I look forward to finding new, NPC populated, enterable buildings.

Everyone's favorite: block the road, wait, and blow up the ensuing traffic jam.

But what else do you crazy, psychotic savages look forward to doing?

u/sirmaxedalot — 1 month ago

▲ 41 r/Commanders

I'm trying to go 20-0 with every team, using only players from one team.

Commanders ✅️

u/sirmaxedalot — 2 months ago

▲ 69 r/Saints

I'm trying to go 20-0 with every team, using only players from one team.

I didnt get everyone I wanted here, but still got the dub.

u/sirmaxedalot — 2 months ago

▲ 73 r/Browns

I'm trying to go 20-0 with every team, using only players from one team.

Had an absolute God run with the Browns!

u/sirmaxedalot — 2 months ago

▲ 25 r/LosAngelesRams

I'm trying to go 20-0 with each team, only using one teams players.

The Rams were all too easy. First try.

u/sirmaxedalot — 2 months ago

▲ 118 r/buccaneers+1 crossposts

I'm trying to go 20-0 with every team, only using one teams players.

Another first try win with the Bucs

u/sirmaxedalot — 2 months ago

▲ 391 r/bartenders

In favor of tipping culture; a moderately annoyed rant.

I want to address this specifically to all the people who are against tipping culture. I am speaking to you and only you now.

You do realize you're welcome to stay at home and cook for yourself and have a killer home bar, right? No one has a gun to your head making you go out to places that have standard tip practices. Simply boycott the business if you dont agree with their policy.

"Just pay them a living wage!" I hear you rant, misguidedly thinking you're advocating for us. Have you ever stopped to realize that if bartender and server wages were standardized, 90% of places would just offer minimum wage. In NYC, that 17$ and thats one of the higher state minimum wages for the country. And assuming we did away with tipping, It would immediately subtract 1000s of dollars from so many people's yearly income.

And dont get mad when you frequent my establishment and I give you way below standard service. I hope you have a bad time and are dissuaded from coming back. I'll ring your drinks and food in late and wrong. I'll totally ignore you until you whine. Whats the difference? You're not tipping anyway. Meanwhile, I can be spending my time taking care of guests I know will take care of me. "You should just do your job!" I hear again. Well, this ain't la la land where everyone just does what they should. It's a capitalist society and I'm working for money, you're enjoying the evening is a side effect. Tip me standard and I'll bend over backwards to ensure you have a great time at my bar.

Write a congress-person. Open your own place and do things your way. Eat at home and have a great time. But if you participate is a culture and decide to ignore the standards, you're a dick. Don't go out.

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u/sirmaxedalot — 2 months ago

▲ 133 r/49ers