r/deal_dough

did yall know that peter griffin is actually not sexually attracted to lois? He is actually in an affair with meg, his secret side chick. Meg met peter when lois was in a coma. Where he would fuck meg to pleasure his sexual desires. Later when lois finally woke up, Peter said that lois gave birth during the coma and lois never thought twice about it. To this day peter only fucks lois to please Lois, not for his own pleasure. and he never actually goes to the bar with his friends, they all go to a love hotel! his friends are all just apart of the act! Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire all have secret side chicks. All of them are cheating on their wives. This also explains why meg is bullied by peter, the police cannot even suspect peter for being in love with meg, since he shows so much disgust towards meg. This also explains why meg is so ugly, truth is, shes extremely hot, But purposely adds fake acne and make up. Chris griffin is also suspected to be apart of this, but sadly we haven't found enough proof in the newest family guy episodes.

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