u/MyIQisverylow

Ram’s forehead puh or Rem’s forehead dih? Explaing the scientific mathematics

You got TWO choices the forehead puh or the dih. But YOU DON’T KNOW WHATS BETTER‼️ Don’t worry bro I gotchu! I’ll explain EVERYTHING to you!

Ram can give you double head with her forehead puh, moving from the mouth to the scalp, so no position changing to break the flow. Ur putting ur shit inside the delictable forehead puh as she moves back an forth, or maybe ur doing the movements and forehead clappping her. Maybe licking it to gain the Ram cooties. Her forehead puh can also open temporarily too, you know what that means? That’s right it might be TIGHT AS HELL! Just imagine Ram leaving oni mode and the forehead puh SQUEEEZING that shit as it leaks. Did I mention leaks? YEHA! Everytime she uses the forepuh too much, it’ll leak for extra slipperyness. U can probably do tricks with it too! Like twisting and turning, twisting Ram, calling it the screwdriver. Keep in mind that the forehead puh is close to her mind too! She’s gonna feel ALL of it! But keep in mind, the forehead puh opens when she’s in oni mode, cuz she’s in oni mode, get ready for some wild pace changing and aggressive SLAMMING.

Ram’s forehead puh is good for soft dom people, u might be thinking. “But Ram’s scary as shit bro!” No no no! See u gotta crack into Ram before cracking Ram. It’s like an egg with its delicious yolk but remember! Cooked yolk is still HOT! She won’t back down easily during the forehead puh sessions.

REM ‼️

What about Rem’s forehead dih? See this is where things get dangerous!

See Rem’s forehead dih isn’t for the faint of heart. 1st u gotta be worthy for it! U gotta prove ur worthiness for her to go into oni mode! Then u gotta SURVIVE! She’s pouncing on the floor ready to pike ur ahh with the SPIKY forehead dih! She’s gonna slam into ur puck (bum) with full ONI force! She won’t hold back. Plus, that shit is SPIKY as hell! U will beed from ur puck! And it will hurt! You can do it tricks on that shit aswell, maybe she’ll let u bounce on that shit. But now she’s too WACKY AND WILD for you! Don’t worry! U can calm her down by licking that forehead dih (this is canon). And she’ll feel all good! A-ok!

Ur probably gay as shit if u like Rem’s forhead dih. But no worries bro no worries.

u/MyIQisverylow — 27 days ago

What does r/witchcult think of Shotabaru and Schult?

Make sure to leave EVERY THOUGHT you have about these two. Don’t leave a single one out. Mommy Echidna needs her knowledge.

u/MyIQisverylow — 30 days ago
▲ 114 r/WitchCult

Imagine if Ram came home drunk, bursting through the door and chugging on a bottle of alcohol. Then I (her loving husband) try to greet her before she smashes the bottle onto my head causing me to fall and cry while she kicks and insults me.

Then she realizes her mistake and brings me to the couch and cuddles me, petting my bloody head. And then she talks about how “Rem would feel about my patheticness” or some shit (I lowk dont care cuz I wouldn’t betray Subaru like that.) All while I cry into her armpits.
Also Roswaal is a bum

u/MyIQisverylow — 1 month ago