u/CheeseDragonBurger

Saturday Success Stories

Hey hey fuckers, Saturday again! Myself, been hella successful. My brother got married last week and I was the best man. Got tons of compliments on my speech too! :-) The bartender sucked though and so I drank a lot of Chardonnay. Can’t fuck up a glass of wine, just open and pour. It was at the Toledo Zoo Aquarium and it was absolutely stunning.

Been at my new job for a bit over a month. Holding it down well. And I just moved into my friend’s house. They conveniently had a roommate move out on short notice and needed to fill the vacancy immediately. I lived in a room and board for 3.5 years and the living situation was getting worse and worse. I’m still unpacking, I’ll try and get that done today. Oh! And he left behind a queen size bed and my dad bought me these nice high thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. Got a fifth of peppermint schnapps and some weed to lounge in bed with. Life is good. Finally.

Your turn! Even if you just took a solid shit or had a solid meal. Successes big or small, let’s hear them all!

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u/CheeseDragonBurger — 7 days ago

Anyone else like peppermint schnapps? So dang tasty, I’m damn sure finishing this fifth.

🎶 All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long 🎶

Love all you fuckers chairs!

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u/CheeseDragonBurger — 25 days ago