u/Chemical-Can8694

Tell me the funniest stage banter you ever heard. Ill start.

A metal band called Kowloon Walled City was opening for Sumac. The show was poorly attended, maybe 75 people in a 600 cap venue. No one seemed to be that interested in Kowloon Walled City. They had played maybe 3-4 songs of heavy, slow, droney metal. The frontman with a permanent scowl on his face between shouting lyrics

For context, this was about 4 days after the United Health CEO was killed. As the band was tuning for the next song the front man says "this song is about the Health care industry. Maybe youve heard of it" then he turned to count the band in. But stopped and said into the mic "heard of the industry. Not our song, obviously".