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As I said last week, the Icenian Reflecting Pool was heavily damaged by radical Soren alts. Few accepted this as the truth! They said "CHRIS! How do you know they're ALTS". I just do, OK?

However, I am cheesed to announce that the Icenian Reflecting Pool, which suffered great damage due to the ALTS and Radical Soren SCUM that hate our beautiful Country, has been, for the past week, in full operation! It looks beautiful! After June 30, we will release the radicals who turned themselves in, fix the damage done to the very expensive waterproof matting of the Icenian reflecting pool, with the use of sharp swords and meteoric axes, including the 350-block gash along its right side, and have it looking as good as it was two weeks ago, when it was absolutely PERFECT!

This will all happen very quickly. The DGP is watching very carefully for the almost 70 other Monuments, Statues, and towers that we renovated throughout Icenia City. If anyone attacks any of them, they get as much as 10 years in Quagmire! In any event, go check it out — The Reflecting Pool is magnificent! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President CHRISTOPHER J. CHRISPIE.

Sentencing of Soren

With all that said, here are the sentences.

Fighters who surrendered to the DGP

If a Soren fighter turned themselves in to the DGP, they will be released one week after the cessation of hostilities (tomorrow).

The coalition recognizes the following players as having surrendered:

• FemBoyFanGirl
• Unreadi

These players are fully pardoned following their timeout and are not required to pay any reparations. We sincerely hope they enjoy this community they've stumbled across in rather odd circumstances.

Players who negotiated reduced sentences

The following players negotiated lighter sentences and are not required to contribute to the national Soren reparations:

• Ni3a – 1 week (released tomorrow)
• Clearhercules – 1 week (released tomorrow)
• Trackgod – 17 days pearled in the DGP vault

We also sincerely hope they enjoy their time on this server moving forward.

Players with individual reparations

The following players received individual reparations as part of their sentence and do not have to contribute to the national Soren reparations:

• Kingdd2311 – 3 diamond blocks paid to Limtingus for hiding as a "spectator" before attacking him
• Vai_ – 1 week + 16 diamond blocks (paid as far as I am aware, released tomorrow)

Fighters pearled during combat

The following Soren fighters were pearled during hostilities:

• KMSHR – 3 months
• Dqrkzzzz – 2 months
• NemisisCy – 3 months
• Nalimtuh – 8 months
• TheBioDino – 8 months

Players not yet pearled

The coalition is still pursuing claims against the following players. We strongly urge them to turn themselves in. If they do not, the sentences sought will be significantly harsher.

• ZZAdamthegoatzz
• Dobrava
• Hegghogaming (once unbanned in a year lol)
• ILoveYouHateYou
• Nobodypanicc

Additionally, the coalition is asking Not90 to turn themselves in for actions taken against our ally, Temporal Empire, before the war. If Not90 wants to discuss with the coalition beforehand, especially with Temporal Empire, we think that might be a solid idea, and we'd like to encourage it. We do not intend to treat his pearl in the same way we do the others on this list who have not turned themselves in.

National Soren reparations

For the Soren fighters pearled during combat (KMSHR, etc) (including those currently pearled during combat and those who have not yet turned themselves in), 10,000 diamonds in collective reparations must be paid to the DGP and its associates for damages incurred during the war. We know that DGP armor was sold off to continue fighting a conflict with no win conditions for Soren.

It is the responsibility of the remaining Soren members to determine how this payment is divided among themselves. We're happy to discuss with these pearled players about payment plans, their sentences, etc. The last thing we want to do is own a bunch of permapearls.

Important: Any individual reparations listed above do not count toward this 10,000-diamond total.

Have a lovely evening. Enjoy the new planet.

𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒆
𝑹𝒆𝒑𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂: 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕
𝑬𝒏𝒓𝒐𝒏—𝑬𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝑻𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓, 67 𝑱𝒂𝒉 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌

Found this mushroom in my yard.

My wife and I bought our first house about a month ago, and we love our huge deck. However, we do not love the amount of poison oak under said deck.

I have no idea where to start. I love the way it looks now, but I figure it can be much better. Any suggestions/ideas

So yeah, basically, imagine if YOU got “slabbed”. Not so FUNNY now is it. Tornados are SERIOUS business that demands SERIOUS conversation.