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Norlund
I say we obbybomb them and raid wolftales and Dutchcringe house and yall take his loot as a reward since I’m homeless and current retired but might rejoin later and burn trees and pillage the snow kingdom
To ground killed me when dying due to lack of oxygen looking at you timantha go and ahead update my wiki I’m a war lord now edit my wiki you feed fuel to fire norlund
And the 2 gold is still on wolftales head had to edit that in
On top timantha was gonna give me stuff so I met her half way in tunnel and she killed me I had no oxygen so seems like it was a lure for a trap
Gonna heat up my steak dinner and log on and if I get pearled as I’m eating then yeah crosses line and I like my steak well done with A1 steak sauce fight me don’t care and also I don’t eat the fat on steak I cut the steak so I only get 3 to 5 pieces I waste half the steak so start a war and go cry in a corner
And I use tunnels also so beware you won’t see me or my name tag also
u/Accomplished_Try3679 — 11 days ago
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Aequoris Join Orient as a State
Aequoris has decided for the betterment of itself and the state to join our neighbors in Orient, we have seen that orient has shown themselves to be a trustful ally and a reliable friend, a couple of weeks ago we where insided by one of our most trustful friends, at the time most Aequori citizens where either unavailable or at work. Orient, alongside Jqkz, helped break into the bunker and secure our valuable items, I foresee Aequoris to prosper under Orient
Viva Aequoris
u/igeekistweaking — 11 days ago
▲ 29 r/CivMC
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u/Fun-Hyena-3283 — 12 days ago
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3 Biggest Economies on Civ by stock and shop exchanges
Data from tradex
Pavia obviously comes in #1
Surprisingly, Zirakdum comes in #2
And Icenia comes in at # 3
Pavia recently went down over 100K in item units. Zirakdum recently developed a new mall-like layout market. (I would say smth about Icenia, but I haven't seen / heard anything to put here).

Pavia went down the past few days here are their logs
9/29/2026 11:38:08 PM 753,715 units
9/29/2026 11:38:08 AM 747,145 units
9/29/2026 5:38:08 PM 747,074 units
9/30/2026 11:38:08 PM 604,708 units
9/30/2026 5:38:08 PM 599,058 units
9/30/2026 11:38:08 AM 595,001 units
9/30/2026 5:38:08 AM 591,702 units
10/1/2026 11:38:08 PM 501,190 units
10/1/2026 5:38:08 PM 499,391 units
10/1/2026 5:38:08 AM 499,333 units
u/WildkingOG — 12 days ago
▲ 12 r/CivMC
Nipplerock brings justice to Icenia
(Mod is The Shooting Star mod on curseforge)
No Icenians were harmed in the making of this video
Love from MTA
u/HoloGraphic90 — 11 days ago
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WE ARE CLOSING THE STRAIT.
One of our brave operatives named El_Eyeo has been pearled.
And let me tell you something, folks—it’s a total disaster what Ila’Kyavul and the entire Meridiem Entente are doing. A complete and total disgrace. Fake news, fake coalition, terrible leadership all across the alliance.
We ran the greatest, most successful military operation in the history of Zorweth. Tremendous operation. Everybody’s talking about it! We went into Zol’Ryoda—very weak claims, frankly, zero security, topsoil dirt vaults, nobody’s ever seen anything like it—and we liquidated their entire GDP in 45 seconds flat. Boom! Total economic collapse! Millions and millions of equipment and ores, gone, completely vaporized. The experts called me up, they said, "Sir, that was the cleanest obbybombing campaign in CivMC history." It’s true!
But then GeneralButtnaked and his little Meridiem Entente "defense force"—very low energy guys, folks, losing bigly—they catch El_Eyeo. And now they’re holding the pearl like they did something special. They’re sitting on top of 80 stacks of our beautiful, high-quality cobblestone with pathetic stone pickaxes, trying to clean up our lavacast, and they think they’re winning! Can you believe these people? The entire Meridiem Entente spent their whole coalition net worth just to hold one single pearl!
So here is what’s going to happen. Listen to me very carefully, because nobody knows blockades better than me:
WE ARE CLOSING THE STRAIT.
That’s right, folks. WE ARE CLOSING THE STRAIT.
You think trade is gonna flow for the Meridiem Entente? WRONG! WE ARE CLOSING THE STRAIT. Total and complete shutdown of all Entente shipping until we figure out what the hell is going on!
No Entente boats. No coalition traders. Zero GDP moving through those waters. We’re building the wall, folks—a giant, beautiful lavacast wall right across the maritime corridor, and the Meridiem Entente is gonna pay for it! WE ARE CLOSING THE STRAIT. If GeneralButtnaked or anyone in that weak alliance thinks they’re sailing a raft through those waters tomorrow, forget it, because WE ARE CLOSING THE STRAIT. It’s gonna be a total blockade like nobody’s ever seen before!
OUR DEMANDS (VERY FAIR, VERY GENEROUS):
- RELEASE EL_EYEO IMMEDIATELY. Hand over the pearl. Do it fast, do it now, before WE CLOSE THE STRAIT forever.
- PAY THE MENTORSHIP TAX. The Meridiem Entente owes us 1x lava bucket and 64x dirt for teaching their entire alliance how real vaults work.
- FORMAL APOLOGY. GeneralButtnaked and Entente leadership must go on r/CivMC and write a big, beautiful statement admitting that dirt vaults are a total and absolute failure.
You have 24 hours. Hand over El_Eyeo right now or the entire Meridiem Entente gets locked out, because believe me... WE ARE CLOSING THE STRAIT.
Rent free baby!
u/Fun_Dragonfly2941 — 13 days ago
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WE ARE PREPARING THE THIRD STRIKE.
WE ARE PREPARING THE THIRD STRIKE.
Let me tell you, folks—the Meridiem Entente is fast asleep at the wheel. Completely clueless! They’re sitting back, totally oblivious, thinking they can mess with our blockade, run a totally fake, fraudulent bounty on our heads, and hold El_Eyeo’s pearl without any consequences. WRONG! Total delusion!
While GeneralButtnaked and his low-energy coalition were busy doing zero recon, we flew right back over Zol’Ryoda and delivered a SECOND obbybombing strike. They don’t even know it happened yet, folks! They’re gonna log in, step outside, and walk straight into an unbreakable slab of pure, high-grade obsidian!
No messy lava. No cheap cobble. Just cold, hard obsidian precision-dropped straight onto their streets! Surgical execution! Master players on CivMC called me up—tears in their eyes—and said, "Sir, that was the cleanest, stealthiest strike in the entire history of the server." And it’s true!
When they finally wake up and realize what hit them, it’s going to be absolute, unmitigated panic. They’ll be standing there in the dark with pathetic stone pickaxes, mining one block every 15 minutes, trying to figure out where their town went! Total incompetence!
So before the Entente even figures out how to dig themselves out, here is the deal:
- STOP ATTACKING THE BLOCKADE. Touch our maritime line again and Entente shipping is dead forever!
- CANCEL THE BOUNTY IMMEDIATELY. Delete the contract, fire the hitmen, and wipe the fake news off!
- RELEASE EL_EYEO NOW. Hand over the pearl. Fast, clean, unconditional!
If these three very simple, very fair conditions are not met , A THIRD ATTACK WILL OCCUR.
And believe me, folks... Strike 3 will make Strike 2 and Strike 1 look like a minor inconvenience. We will drop so much obsidian on Zol’Ryoda that the admins will have to update the server map to label their entire nation as a giant black square!
They don't know what hit them. They don't know what's coming next.
Drop the bounty, back off the blockade, free El_Eyeo, or face STRIKE THREE!
WE OWN THE SKIES. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET. RENT FREE!
u/Fun_Dragonfly2941 — 12 days ago
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From The Throne of Brickstone. Welcome Snowpeak!
Today, Brickstone acquired SnowPeak from Nara in a historic acquisition. We welcome Snowpeak into the state and we look forward into renovations and revamping the city!
u/Adventurous_Pie9728 — 13 days ago