Day 3 of QueueFriend Invasion
Queue times are high and have continued to increase over the past three days of the "QueueFriend" invasion (as I have dubbed it).
All of this over a video that was the worlds shittiest summary of a reddit post by a guy who uses "Time" from the Inception soundtrack to distract from his 5th grade writing level (this is being generous).
Can we have CivMC content creators that aren't chronic alters or thoughtless reelslop makers please
Varbo Suggestions™: A New Way to Suggest Improvements on CivMC
In light of the new P2W suggestion system I've personally implemented my own system: Varbo Suggestions™.
With this system you send all server suggestions to me, for free, and in return you get nothing. This is an improvement from the current system where you pay the admins (bad) and they still don't implement or consider your suggestion.
While suggestions submitted to Varbo Suggestions™ may not be implemented, they are all heavily considered by Varbo and you are guaranteed to be reassured that indeed, your suggestion is good.
Want free diamonds for all players? Good idea. That'd be nice.
Want paid kits? Me too.
Want the Pavian vault groups deleted? Interesting thought.
All of your ideas are guaranteed to be considered, thought about, pondered, and contemplated. Make some Varbo Suggestions™ today for free!
Founding "River Peoples" in Response to Sea Peoples Prominence
I, Varbo, am formally founding the River Peoples to protect the common folk of CivMC against these vicious attacks from the Sea Peoples. They have invaded our inland waterways and polluted the already vulnerable freshwater ecosystems with obsidian griefs. Very few know the negative effects that obsidian has on the mineral content of stormwater runoff. They must be stopped!
Who is Varbo?
I've been on this server for a few weeks now and I keep hearing things about a person named Varbo, and how they are very good and inspiring others to be better people. Based on how people talk about him, I'd assume that he is a very funny guy and makes great posts on the CivMC subreddit of reddit.com. Before you say it, yes this account is one day old and I made it only to comment on this one random player and I am definitely not the player in question making reddit alts to glaze myself.
Who is this guy????
28 DAYS LATER: VARBO LIBERATION FRONT WINS SUCCESSFUL VICTORY OVER HATERS
At 11:00 PM EDT on August 17, 2026 the Varbo Liberation Front (VLF) won a decisive victory over the Haters after 28 days and 9 hours of fighting for Varbo freeedom. This has been a difficult battle, with many keyboard warrior casualties and finger cramps. The haters, who fought to eradicate "BALLLIIIN!!" from CivMC have all been sent to the 3rd unannounced dimension, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. Now, all are free worldwide to Ball as they please, or "FreeBall" as it has been dubbed.
More to come.
BALLLIIIN!!
#FREEVARBO: THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL
VARBO IS NOW REAL AND COMING TO GET SALERNANS. THIS IS WHAT COMES OF UNJUST PEARLING! #FREEVARBO
SOREN CIVWIKI GLAZING
not even i have this level of ego nor punctuation skillz
https://civwiki.org/wiki/Soren?oldid=102234
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#wining #freevarbo
#FREEVARBO
Varbo was pearled late last night by Soren operatives NalimTuh and NemesisCy in Whiterun after placing a "BALLLIIIN!!" map art in south Soren. Yet another Civva gone far too soon, and another innocent victim of the Dingleberry War. 🕊️🕊️🕊️
SOREN: 4 MONTHS IN
YES THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SOREN LOOKS LIKE. THEY HAVE ONE BUILDING. THEY HAVE SPENT THE LAST 4 MONTHS DOING THIS. SOREN WILL THUS BE USED AS A PARKING LOT FOR MY CADDY. #BALLIN
MO RAILS MO BALLIN'
Post Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJUqKbVbr0w
Mississauga Ontario (MO) is now connected to Fairhill and Apollos via rail. Enjoy fast rail times and scenic views on the best rail ever made, Highway 401.
For travel to MO, use /dest MO. For travel to Fairhill or Apollos, use /dest Apollos or /dest Fairhill.
Mississauga Ontario has shown great promise so far with all the collaboration that's been going on, both internally (with our lovely builders and citizens) and externally (with the lovely Apollos and Fairhill).
Join us! https://discord.gg/mQkZB3beE3
43 WITHERS (BBL SOREN) ((SOREN DISS) (WINTERBOURNE GLAZE))
No I did not actually drop 43 withers on Soren yesterday (I am pearled) nor did I hire anyone to do it. I laughed a bit when I heard (half a day after it happened) and then got right back to business.
For all haters who say that I am actually poor since Soren has more diamonds than me (allegedly) answer me this: are you more wealthy living within your means with less money or living above your means with more? Food for thought. You don't see me making bunkers and shit. Poverty is a mindset.
Soren Refuses to Free Beloved CivMC Figurehead Varbo Even After Reps Paid
The Sultanate of Soren has refused to free me, Varbo McVarbo (Formerly Muhammad Varbo), even after I have paid them their requested 6 VarbCoins (equivalent to 600 diamonds) of reps. This is ludicrous. Yet again my cryptocurrency is devalued by internet trolls. Hegghogaming, your days are numbered. And what is that number? 45,692. That is the number of legal court cases I have filed against "Soren". It's on. #FREEVARBO
Surveillance Shows Sad State of Soren
Recently surveillance footage has been leaked from one of our Varbonian intelligence drones showing the state of affairs regarding the pearling of Much Loved CivMC Freedom Fighter Varbo. Unfortunately it seems Soren fell on hard times and thus had to use Skandic's rent-a-vault. May we all donate to my reps fund (HS-6781) so that Soren can be lifted out of ludicrous poverty into just extreme poverty. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
On Northfort/JoshHillman situation
-me when 1 guy does something and i use it as an excuse to tunnel a bunker
-Paradis
-Northfort
-Westhelm
I LOVE communicating personally unlike the many people responsible for these incidents and they actually call me Mr. Communication because of how well I communicate. Many are saying this
i am vindicated