u/Chunkywheelscanada

46[F4M] #Canada #Alberta #ldr Are you my Highland Cow?

Is that weird? Do you wanna be my cow? I love cows! They have best friends you know!

About me: I am a poly gal from Alberta. I have one partner that i live with. We have two cats who are our children. I am nerdy and agoraphobic. But I love going out. Figure that out!? I have tons of hobbies. I don't watch TV. If your idea of a good conversation is to talk about what shows we watched, I'm not for you. Politically left leaning. Not religious but I believe in a higher power. I'm not fit, I'm working on it. On a journey to get my health in order for the future. I'm generally happy and bubbly. I'm also clingy and needy and I want to text you ALL DAY.

About you: Large. Nerdy. Bearded. Not necessary, but man I love a big beardy dude!! Lol Happy generally. Loves animals. Very patient and kind. Wants to hear all the gory boring mundane details of my life and help me make stupid decisions like what socks to wear and what to have for breakfast. Maybe daddy tendencies... just sayin...

About our relationship: What i want is someone to chat with all throughout the day on discord. Someone who will happily pop on voice while I'm gaming and listen to me prattle on about what essence I'm looking for or what crop I'm farming this season... and I will happily do the same. I want to hear how your day was and see what your eating for supper and know all your pets silly habits and I want to eventually have inside jokes and deep conversations and share secrets and form a nice bond where we eventually hope to meet up one day sooner than later and we get all butterflies when we think about eachother, and smile every time we hear our phone go off...

So if you like any of this... send me a Moo! Lol Hope to hear from you soon!!

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u/Chunkywheelscanada — 24 hours ago

46 [F4M] Looking for my long term, long distance love affair. #ldr

Are you:

Poly?

Kind?

Patient?

Generally a happy person?

Funny?

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Have I got a proposition for you!!! Lemme be your long distance love! I want to send you messages and make you smile and build a relationship and make something real and lasting and longterm together!

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Hi! I'm a 46 year old potato from Canada. I love cats and crafts and all things old lady and 4 year old child! Take me to the zoo or a quilting bee and I will be equally at home! I have a partner and two cats who are my world. I would like to add you!!! I'm into cozy games, all kinds of crafts, camping, swimming, rollerskating, and all kinds of shows and concerts and fun activities around town.

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I am emotionally mature and expect you to be as well. I have solid relationships around me and don't need the drama of someone unstable.

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I am looking for a friends first dynamic, something that can slowly build into something beautiful.

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If you've made it this far... *high five* send me a message! Tell me the next adventure you're going on!! Cheers!

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u/Chunkywheelscanada — 2 months ago