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What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly a copier
u/Civil_Detective186 — 10 days ago
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My father invented the cold air balloon....
It never took off.
u/Civil_Detective186 — 1 month ago
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Use spring water
u/Civil_Detective186 — 2 months ago
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I told my therapist that I'm afraid of letters...
She said, you are? And then I started screaming! She then said, oh I see and that's when I started screaming louder!
u/Civil_Detective186 — 3 months ago
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall and I thought to myself....
That's a little condescending!
u/Civil_Detective186 — 3 months ago
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My wife told me that she's leaving me because I put sports ahead of our marriage...
We were together for 8 seasons!
u/Civil_Detective186 — 4 months ago
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My brother just quit his job as lawyer to become a dog breeder...
He prefers boxers over briefs.
u/Civil_Detective186 — 4 months ago
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What do you call 2 guys hanging from a window?
Curt and Rod
u/Civil_Detective186 — 4 months ago
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Atire
u/Civil_Detective186 — 4 months ago
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Mike Tyson became religious recently....
He now punches them in the faith.
u/Civil_Detective186 — 5 months ago