u/CivilizationLord

Cultists were not on their A-game that night

Love the game, had a blast—but these might be the dumbest villains in the series. A breakdown of their master plan:

  • Tess and Marcus arrive at Bill and Charlotte's defenseless. Easy kidnapping at gunpoint. But, sure, let’s send them to the inn. 
  • Easy opportunities to pick them off while separated. Instead, let’s just very obviously unlock the window in their room and trap Marcus in the basement.
  • Oh shoot, Marcus found our murder tunnel. Let’s just leave that unlocked too.
  • And why quietly use the skeleton key while they sleep when we could smash a window and give them a generous head start?
  • Backup guys posted everywhere... except the unlocked murder tunnel.
  • But don’t worry, “they can’t get far” right, Buck? Except you left their car totally chilling in the driveway, wires intact, unguarded!

So yeah no wonder the other guy got away. They need to bring back that guy from Ironbark Lookout who ran like six miles in 30 seconds after his photo got taken.

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u/CivilizationLord — 8 days ago