u/Cloisterflare

Thirteen is attracted to women and Camera is attracted to terminally ill people. They are perfect for each other

How many of you had 2026 for your "Millennium Prize Problem solved" timeline? This is insane. I expected this in mid-2027 to early 2028.

Alright so it was about this guy who couldn‘t stop philosophically overthinking everything. To the point where he couldn’t function normally. My memory is really vague, but I’m asking here because there’s a good chance I got the link from here in the first place, and even if I didn’t, it’s the kind of thing y’all would read.

Data:

- It was an obscure web serial, not by any well-known author.

- It was overall humorous in tone

- Pretty sure it had many references to mainstream philosophy

- At some point I think he ended up in a psych ward

- There was something to do with coffee... a coffee machine… maybe at the beginning??

- At the very end he decides to give himself a lobotomy (with the help of a friend?) so he can stop overthinking everything

If anyone can find it for me, I will unironically Zelle you $5 to show my gratitude, cuz this just popped into my head and it’s really bothering me