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Yo Mama So Ugly...
The Xenomorph face-huggers won't even touch her!
u/CloudyRose06 — 5 days ago
The Xenomorph face-huggers won't even touch her!
Every time Donald Trump sees her, he yells 'WHALE!'
When she wears a red cape, people thought she was the mutated Tetsuo!
Not even Jean Gray can read her mind!
She took in a Gorn youngling as a pet!
She bends her ass more than Bender bends metal!
She tried to eat the Goodies! And the fat one joined her!
(Y'know, the television show. In honor of Bill Oddie, RIP)
She made Apocalypse her horseman!
When she plays Deltarune, she made Jevil stop laughing!
Her dreams gave Freddy Krueger AIDS!
Not even Bowser wanted to kidnap her!