u/Clowns_Sniffing_Glue

Did I buy the recommended yarn?

Did I buy a similar to the recommended yarn?

Did I swatch?

Did I wet block the swatch?

Did I try the project midway?

Did I learn to purl, instead of knitting the entire thing in the round?

No.

I'm devastated and in literal tears, I sob like a full-dipered baby, because my project looks like trash.

Dev-ass-tat-ed!