u/Comfortable-Sun-9273

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I am a millennial and consider chat speak to be a highlight of English vocabulary and as such want to name my future children with tribute names. Please help. (Plz hlp)

Being a millennial, I obviously don't want to associate myself with the super unique elon musk try hard naming. So I need help creating appropriate tribute without losing their identity.

Some ideas I have had:
Ayeff Kay (AFK)
El mayo (LMAO)
Roffell (ROFL)

All of these youneek names people are coming up with these days, and century old census results are beating them there

Sister A has Sophie, Oliver, Jack and baby #4 on the way

Sister B has Dylan, Chloe, and Nora (no more kids)

We have always said that Sister A has "vanilla" names and Sister B has "vanilla bean" names.

Now we are looking to name our baby!

I think the vanilla/vanilla bean themes are clearly taken, please help me find our own theme. Maybe van life?

Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/IPI7hZfFFV

I desperately need help!
I am due with triplets in two days!!! <3

Like any good parent (seems rare these days based on child naming), I want to pick names that ensure prosperity.

I thought about names aligned to high paying professions, but I don't want my darlings to work that hard.

Currently my shortlist is:
Beeznez Eccspencer
Seeea ouw (pronounced CEO)
Tekkin Flewenser

It’s family tradition to use Z names… I hate it but at this point we’re committed to the bit.

I am pregnant with our final child and we decided not find out gender until birth. I have a few boy names already picked but I am REALLY struggling to find any girl names I like.

Names that are out:
Zara
Zoe
Zola
Zelda
Zariah
Zia
Zinnia

Names we're considering but aren’t sure about:
Zaylee
Zayla
Zanessa
Zames
Zayleighh

Please help.

Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/q9OgFIaUoY

Edit: this is the circlejerk sub - it is satire

Inspired by the serious namenerds post - a few of the responses made it hard to contain my circlejerk nature.

So help me name my future child so no one ever doubts their true blue origins. No American twang or inner city hippy names, I need blood sweat and tears on the land.

Names that would make a country fair confusing are to be called in the meat tray prize draw eg. Angus is a cow

Also to help:
Dusty = hungover
Rusty = red head/out of practice