u/ComfortablyNumb1777

Hello, my people. I have a conundrum that plagues my very being. When I was a kid, I had to undergo chemotherapy that stunted my growth, so I’m now 5’4”. My wife is 5’1”, and both of us come from genetically tall families. I fear our children will outgrow us at an early age, and we’ll be forced to rule our household like Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, and Joseph Stalin.

In all seriousness, it’s going to be a weird family dynamic when they get older, and I know I’m going to spend the rest of my life explaining to people that they’re actually our biological children.