u/CommercialHead6547

Right now it's an alternative r/teenagers, but soon enough you'll all be working, paying taxes, retiring, and talking about how things used to be, how you were the first generation to be on the cusp of online technology and not one born 3 generations deep into it. Soon enough the last gen alpha will hold an AMA, and the subreddit will soon enough become a history museum. It comes for us all.

Enjoy every breath you take, and every ray of sun to shine upon your face.

I bought one a couple months back, it literally almost caught on fire and starting smoking and releasing fumes while I was asleep because I left it plugged in (powered off). Their customer support line is impossible to get through to.