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$1000 later, I did NOT “save money” by returning the carbon and keeping the regular x22. It’s a canon event and we can’t deny it. I told myself it would be the cheapest one in my collection and I’d keep it stock. I was fully aware of how full of BS I was when I told myself that and I tried to stick to it now here I am. Thank you.

Today my lady said “what the fuck is that smell? I think I’m gonna puke, that’s making my head hurt”, to me dabbing a single drop of orpheon by diptyque on my skin about 30 feet away in another room. I actually quite liked how it smelled. She then proceeded to say I smelled like what a vampire hooker from the 1700s would’ve probably smelled like (we were watching interview with a vampire).

What’s the worst thing someone’s said about something you’ve worn?