Blessing My Gf with Crimson Jambalaya During Her Shark Week
The Devil’s Waterfall has cursed my love this week, yet another month. Gah, I hate that poor fair maidens such as mine have to be put through such harsh punishment. I knew I had to do something about this unfair reality, so I made my lady some jambalaya resembling her…lovely lady excretions…
We didn’t eat it traditionally with rice, instead we used fresh pads, scooping the saucy jambalaya like a pita bread, to really match the week’s theme.
A PSA to all the men of the world, if you’re not treating your fair maiden like the queen she is, you will NEVER earn your crown! Keep your heads up kings, your crowns are slipping.
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