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▲ 424 r/PeopleFuckingDying

INnoCent wHITE natIVE BroOTaly asSauLtEd By GAng Of BLacK ToURISts FoR NO rEason! VICTim was laSt sEEn wanderinG OFf in A dAZe AfTer His EntiRE CrANiAL aNaTOmy wAS crUShED BY FOrBIDdeN ForEigN marTIaL ArtS!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 16 hours ago
▲ 391 r/aspiememes

MRW the CIA tries to torture me by playing the same song for 10000 hours but I'm autistic as fuck.

I'm on hour four of a ten hour loop of Scuttle Buttin'...

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 13 days ago
▲ 3.3k r/PeopleFuckingDying

EVIL FaIry queeN STEALS LitTLe bOYs rEcTAngLE Then CrUShES HIS HaNd (HE HAS BRiTtLE bONe diSEAse) wItH over A BIlLION toN pSi peR SQUaRe inCH vIcegrIP!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 24 days ago
▲ 0 r/PeopleFuckingDying

EVeN afTeR SEtTiNG MOrE ThAN tHREe qUadrILLIoN INCHES of SAcrED fOReSt ABLAze In a dEsPERATe attempt to DeSTROY ThE ELdRitch spAwn, HiDeous AND DeRAngEd MOnSTroSITy mANAgeS TO eScApe tO SPReAD ItS' BlASPhEmOuS FIlth acRoss thE FLaT eaRth!

wE CaN ONLY HOPE BLASTiNg It WiTH A cANON FirinG A Mix Of hOlY waTeR aND HyDroCHloRIC aCId WiLL finIsh OFf thE bEAst!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 25 days ago
▲ 548 r/Lovecraft

I feel bad for the Dunwich Horror.

Dude just wanted to eat cows and be invisible but the HOA was like 'nah'.

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent New England meal? And all Wilbur wanted to do was check out a book from the library so his twin brother could finish a home improvement project.

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u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 29 days ago
▲ 239 r/PeopleFuckingDying

sPAnIsH COnQUistADors waTErBoaRd iNNoCEnT NAtiVe DemAndiNg To kNOW AboUT hidDeN aztEC Gold. THey'rE Too stUpId TO rEAlIZe - eVEn AS the 'naTIVE' BEGs FOR HIS liFe In PerFecT QuEeN's sPanish - ThAt thEY'Re sTilL iN spaIn. thesE fUCkinG moroNS aReN't EvEN on The rIGhT continent.

nonE Of THEsE geNiuSeS HAS evER Even beEn On a BoaT!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 2 months ago
▲ 500 r/PeopleFuckingDying

neVER bEfoRe sEEN viDEo OF G*rmAN sEcreT polIce sPrayiNg ANTI-fAsCiSt protEStORs witH hyDroFLuoRic aciD (OveR 1 TRIllION PSI!!!) - CIrCA 1939, colOriZeD

I'll nEVeR GeT ThE SiGHT of thEIr sCrEAMS oUt oF mY EYEs!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 2 months ago
▲ 538 r/PeopleFuckingDying

CoNviCtEd KillEr ON deATh rOW asks fOr cyaNide-laCeD TuNA fOR HiS lASt mEal. "i ReALly DoN'T KNoW whAt We EXPECTED." tHE warDEN Said WHEn ASked aboUt FIndINg tHe bODy

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 2 months ago
▲ 1.7k r/PeopleFuckingDying

BRiTisH scHoolChilDrEN (becAUSe OF COURSe THeY'Re BRitIsh) sLAtheR bI-RaCiaL dwaRfs' foOD In t0X1c lEAd-bAsED pAINt, SIGnificaNtly dECREAsIng their LifE ExpECtanCy!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 2 months ago