wOMAn WHO WAs oNcE dumPED BY a fIsh setS ThE eNtIRE oCEaN On fire In rEvEngE PLOT aGaiNsT heR eX! shE WAs nEVEr arRestED for hER pIsciNE gENOcide bEcAUse SETtinG the ENtIRE Ocean On FirE isN't techNicaLly a crIME!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 14 days ago

AbUSivE k*reN Mom DEfIeS the jUdgE, rEFUsEs tO lET heR cH*lDS FAThEr Have cOUrt-ordEREd viSiTaTiON; aSsAULTS hIm in fROnT of tHEir Ch*Ld CAUSING LAStinG emotIoNaL DamAgE!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 15 days ago

nAsA TRIes tO take A PictUre OF MArS bUt sOMe faT-hEAdeD STUPid FUcKING robot is bLOCkInG the viEW WtF wHY ARE My TaX DoLlArS beING uSED tO fuNd AMatEuRisH cIniMeToGRapHy cINemAtoGRAPhy?!

#fAtRoBOTliVeSDoNTMaTTEr

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 1 month ago

VarIous InNocENT aNd ExtiNcT birbs arE StUcK - sTiLL LIVinG! - To a bIGASs gLuE ShEEt SO tHeiR feathErs cAn Be hARveStED fOr InflUENCErS to DeCOrAte tHEiR PhoNE cAsEs!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 1 month ago

iNNoCENT ReDhEAd gETS HIt bY a speediNg sEgwaY; cr00l bySTAndErS LaUGH anD pOse With HIS DYinG bodY As He WRitheS IN aGonY, EVeRY boNE iN His bODy SHAtteReD iNTO AN miLLIon PiEcES! 'I wiLL NEver FInANCIAlLY reCOver fRoM this" Were HIs lAsT WOrDS!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 1 month ago

inVAsIvE SpEcIes oF oRanGE CatERPIlLAr DesTROY OvER THreE tRILLION square MILES Of rAinFoReSt evERy 1.21 fEMtoseCONds! thEIR iNsatIAblE glut kNOWs no bOUnds! A siNgLe MEMbeR of THIs sPecIES CAN StrIP AN AreA tHE SiZE OF yOUR mOm bARE in juSt teN YeaRS!!1

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 2 months ago

INnoCent wHITE natIVE BroOTaly asSauLtEd By GAng Of BLacK ToURISts FoR NO rEason! VICTim was laSt sEEn wanderinG OFf in A dAZe AfTer His EntiRE CrANiAL aNaTOmy wAS crUShED BY FOrBIDdeN ForEigN marTIaL ArtS!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 2 months ago

MRW the CIA tries to torture me by playing the same song for 10000 hours but I'm autistic as fuck.

I'm on hour four of a ten hour loop of Scuttle Buttin'...

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 2 months ago

EVIL FaIry queeN STEALS LitTLe bOYs rEcTAngLE Then CrUShES HIS HaNd (HE HAS BRiTtLE bONe diSEAse) wItH over A BIlLION toN pSi peR SQUaRe inCH vIcegrIP!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 3 months ago

EVeN afTeR SEtTiNG MOrE ThAN tHREe qUadrILLIoN INCHES of SAcrED fOReSt ABLAze In a dEsPERATe attempt to DeSTROY ThE ELdRitch spAwn, HiDeous AND DeRAngEd MOnSTroSITy mANAgeS TO eScApe tO SPReAD ItS' BlASPhEmOuS FIlth acRoss thE FLaT eaRth!

wE CaN ONLY HOPE BLASTiNg It WiTH A cANON FirinG A Mix Of hOlY waTeR aND HyDroCHloRIC aCId WiLL finIsh OFf thE bEAst!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 3 months ago