r/PeopleFuckingDying

sPAnIsH COnQUistADors waTErBoaRd iNNoCEnT NAtiVe DemAndiNg To kNOW AboUT hidDeN aztEC Gold. THey'rE Too stUpId TO rEAlIZe - eVEn AS the 'naTIVE' BEGs FOR HIS liFe In PerFecT QuEeN's sPanish - ThAt thEY'Re sTilL iN spaIn. thesE fUCkinG moroNS aReN't EvEN on The rIGhT continent.

nonE Of THEsE geNiuSeS HAS evER Even beEn On a BoaT!

u/Comprehensive-Yam872 — 4 days ago