u/ComputerSerious5840

I’m 15 male and I have very strict parents who are literally always around me. They almost never leave me home alone — whenever they go out they take me with them. I rarely get more than 10-15 minutes by myself and even then I’m paranoid they’ll come back suddenly.
I’m getting pretty frustrated and I need real advice on how to masturbate in this situation.
What do you guys do when you have no privacy?

So I bought a second- hand MacBook Air 2015 and when I booted it I was greeted with a kernel panic. When getting in recovery the MacBook thought it is an MacBook 5,2 from 2012 but the model number A1466 says it’s an 2015 MacBook Air. The ssd showed initially but after formatting it it suddenly wasn’t detected anymore, at all. But here’s the sketchy part: even in internet recovery it forces me to “reinstall macOS X Lion” which isn’t even SUPPORTED by the MacBook Air 2015. Now I’m just stuck in question mark folder screen or macOS lion internet recovery with no ssd available.

PS: I tried reinstalling macOS Sierra with an usb but it didn’t work when I pressed option at booting or even C at booting, it just wouldn’t boot of it, even if in terminal it detects it as an efi macOS installer usb.

Any help appreciated