u/ConductorLuke

If we don’t I would be fine making one if we want one.

Greetings Baguetteists,
At 1709 EDT, the Ministry of Economy head (myself) and the leader of the Eastern Baguette Empire have made an important decision. From this point forth, the Eastern half of the nation will be run by u/Baguettisto and their empire. The other half will be run by the previous Ministries (Economy, Baguence, etc.) in West Baguettia (name subject to change). This has been done to prevent civil war while allowing us to keep in the democratic ways of West Baguettia. We have started trade between the Empire.
-Econ Head ConductorLuke

First off, given the Cr**ss**nt war and Pastafarian Incident we are being given severe economic sanctions. These sanctions are causing the price of the baguette to skyrocket. But I have a plan.

First we will start trade with the Pastafarians to restore good will. Next we will try to get the Cr*ss*nts to agree to become vassals. Then using our newly acquired troops we will crush r/baguettecirclejerk and restore our economy with the yields of the Teto Mines.

And finally, we should make good relationships with the fruit/veggie/protein Reddits to help our nutrition and relationships.
I am requesting the Ministries and Pope look over these plans.