▲ 392 r/cleandadjokes
The Pillsbury doughboy died the other day.
His funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 24 minutes
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 1 day ago
▲ 68 r/cleandadjokes
The Man in the Big Yellow Hat found a girlfriend
After some time together they decided to marry.
She wanted to share the news and so invited her brother and his family over for dinner.
George was nervous and hid away during the meal.
Afterwards the couple announced their engagement and called George to have him meet his new family.
The brother was so surprised upon seeing George that he exclaimed “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s Uncle!”
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 3 days ago
▲ 24 r/cleandadjokes
Why was Dracula always very fond of Van Helsing?
Because Helsing was “A man after his own heart”
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 4 days ago
▲ 48 r/cleandadjokes
The werewolf tracker fought a she-wolf and collected some fur evidence before retreating, but no one would believe him
It was a real he said/she shed situation
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 5 days ago
▲ 30 r/cleandadjokes
After watching only one game my 10 month old is basketball obsessed
Now they dribble all day every day
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 5 days ago
▲ 46 r/cleandadjokes
If good cheese comes from happy cows, what comes from sad ones?
Blue cheese
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 5 days ago
▲ 24 r/cleandadjokes
My kid just started talking, but we’re not telling anyone just yet
So mums the word
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 6 days ago
▲ 32 r/cleandadjokes
I thought it was just some dog piling up dirt on my flowerbed, but then I saw a mysterious human figure dump a bag of soil just last night!
The plot thickens!
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 6 days ago
▲ 9 r/cleandadjokes
I present a rhyme of the century
Eventually
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 7 days ago
▲ 79 r/cleandadjokes
My daughter’s daycare won’t allow them stuffed animals during naps
She says it’s totally unBEARable
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 7 days ago
▲ 16 r/cleandadjokes
Does anyone know the name of that haunted Rhinoplasty clinic?
I asked around but everyone says No Body Nose
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 8 days ago
▲ 59 r/cleandadjokes
My kids got into my reddit and wrote everything they saw on the walls
It was such a mess that I had to cleandadjokes all day!
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 8 days ago
▲ 63 r/cleandadjokes
I used to be pretty indecisive
But after years of therapy I’m not sure anymore
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 9 days ago
▲ 24 r/cleandadjokes
I ordered a Dragonball Z figure from crunchyroll but was confused when it was delivered
The package arrived in OnePiece
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 9 days ago
▲ 10 r/realcivilengineer
Despite how strong these kinds of buildings are I’m surprised they aren’t more efficient
u/ConeyIslandRedhot — 10 days ago