It’s a 5 minute walk to the local bar but it’s a 45 minute walk home.
The difference is staggering!
u/Informal_Response518 — 18 hours ago
r/cleandadjokes
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I’ve been invited to join a secret society.
I can’t tell you how excited I am.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 18 hours ago
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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE LETTERS, you get your "A" folks, some are "M" folks. Me? Oh I'm just a ..
"Y"s guy.
u/lnc_gomes — 20 hours ago
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Why was the honey bee kicked out of the hive?
He was mis-bee-hiving.
u/jb_esquire — 1 day ago
Dolphin Girl
Our daughter makes dolphin noises, her father says at least she knows her porpoise in life
u/mo_rockin1 — 1 day ago
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A major medical study has discovered that one blood group is much more prone to administrative errors than all the others
It turned out to be the Type-Os
u/spacepark91 — 1 day ago
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Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up his hammer and saw!
u/Informal_Response518 — 1 day ago
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What do you call a really fat fortune teller???
A four-chin teller 🔮😂
u/the_pundercoveragent — 2 days ago
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I told my wife i wanted to be cremated.
She made an appointment for Tuesday.
u/lnc_gomes — 2 days ago
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It was driving down a country road and, all of a sudden, it turned in to a field!
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 2 days ago
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Don't spell part backwards….
It's a trap.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 3 days ago
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Dogs hate driving.
They can never find a barking space.
u/spacemouse21 — 2 days ago
▲ 28 r/cleandadjokes
What did one confused frog say to the other?
Can you ribbit?
u/Total-Research-024 — 2 days ago
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes
She hugged me 💀
u/FormerAftermoon — 3 days ago
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MY GOAL WAS TO make 100K gambling this year!!!
Only 225K to go!! I bet I'll make it!!
u/lnc_gomes — 3 days ago
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Why does a moon rock taste better than Earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
u/spacemouse21 — 3 days ago
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A joke from my dad
Me: Dad, do you want to watch TV together?
Dad: Is dust on a screen so interesting to watch?
…..sigh
u/ConsistentTank2173 — 3 days ago
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JUST SAYING THAT, silly as it sounds, that if you NEED to know how heavy a cow is, you need, well, you need a...
Milky Weigh.
u/lnc_gomes — 4 days ago
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Teacher: which is the longest word you can think of???
Student: "Smiles" because there's a MILE between each "S"!!!
u/the_pundercoveragent — 4 days ago
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Hoje descobri qie a preguiça é o melhor dos 7 pecados capitais.
Pois ela empede que você cometa os outros 6
u/No_Basis9356 — 4 days ago