r/cleandadjokes

Because it’s pasture bedtime.

You know how the fox won? The quick brown fox jumped over the slow dog.

Because he got a hole in one

It Never Came Out.

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Forth!

His funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 24 minutes

A coconut on vacation.

Because it left its windows open.

Great food, no atmosphere.

It said it had drawn the line one too many times.

It's like regular tennis, but without the racket.

In Depends Day.”

Neck-Hole Kidman

Actual Conversation-

co-worker 1: killer whales are kind of mean. I saw where they cornered, a sea lion, and one of them swatted it into the air with its tail. Then another swatted it as well.

Co-worker 2: why were they doing that?

Co-worker 1: I don’t know, but it seemed to be just for fun.

Co-worker 2: that is pretty mean!

Me: the worst thing about it is that it was an orca-strated attack.

He was 88, but felt like 107.

A fire-quacker!

Penal-tea!

After some time together they decided to marry.

She wanted to share the news and so invited her brother and his family over for dinner.
George was nervous and hid away during the meal.
Afterwards the couple announced their engagement and called George to have him meet his new family.
The brother was so surprised upon seeing George that he exclaimed “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s Uncle!”

I think he meant well.