r/cleandadjokes

You can run, but you can't hide.

He just stands there applauding the ceiling.

The barman said sorry we don't serve food here

Philippe Flop.

I yelled back "I know all those letters!" Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.

Koka -Koala!

Data.

In a dadda-base. :))

Because they're shell-fish. ;)

Open-toad sandals. :)

Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

Because it was rated “Arrrgh!” 😄

It was a waist of time.

“Yes. Wheelbarrow them both, and later bring them back.”

Thunderwear.

Loafers. 😄

It took me a few seconds to get it.

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. 😄

The kid racking his brain said, "Ah ah, I'm just trying to think of it. It is on the tip of my tongue."

The teacher said, "Oh God, that's terrible. Spit it out at once. It's sulfuric acid."

In a snow bank.