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What’s a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka -Koala!
u/spacemouse21 — 1 day ago
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Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank.
u/spacemouse21 — 2 days ago
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Did you hear about the two silk worms who were in a race?
They ended up in a tie.
u/spacemouse21 — 3 days ago
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Why don’t race cars ever get lost?
Because they stay on track.
u/spacemouse21 — 4 days ago
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
u/spacemouse21 — 5 days ago
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad.
u/spacemouse21 — 7 days ago
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How do scientists clean their breath?
Experi-mints.
u/spacemouse21 — 8 days ago
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Where did the pumpkins hold their meeting?
In the gourd room.
u/spacemouse21 — 9 days ago
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What’s a fleas favorite way to travel?
Itch hiking.
u/spacemouse21 — 10 days ago
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How do I know that my girlfriend thinks I’m invading her privacy?
I read about it in her diary.
u/spacemouse21 — 11 days ago
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
u/spacemouse21 — 12 days ago
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Got any chainmail jokes?
They are totally linked to humor.
u/spacemouse21 — 13 days ago
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How did the cat know it was sick?
It wasn’t feline well.
u/spacemouse21 — 14 days ago