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What do you call a phone that loves to sing?
A cell-ebrity.
u/spacemouse21 — 6 hours ago
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Dogs hate driving.
They can never find a barking space.
u/spacemouse21 — 2 days ago
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Why does a moon rock taste better than Earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
u/spacemouse21 — 3 days ago
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I checked my email calendar recently.
The outlook was bright!
u/spacemouse21 — 4 days ago
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Im addicted to brake fluid.
But I can stop anytime.
u/spacemouse21 — 7 days ago
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When do medieval soldiers sleep?
Knight time!
u/spacemouse21 — 8 days ago
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Wife said to husband, “Is that a moose falling from the sky?”
Husband said, “It’s reindeer.”
u/spacemouse21 — 10 days ago
What are the turquoise/aqua rings which appear sometimes when I’m accelerating, but not all the time? RPM related?
i’ve been trying to find this in the ELANTRA documentation and cannot. I saw there were at least two posts in the sub Reddit, but I lost one of them.
If anyone can post a picture of the six rings and also explain how this works. I’d appreciate it.
Thanks in advance for your patience.
u/spacemouse21 — 11 days ago
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What do you call a horse that lives next-door?
Your neigh-bor.
u/spacemouse21 — 11 days ago
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Almost missed this.
apparently, I’ve been getting a lot of blooms at night, but I’ve been missing them. I was fortunate to catch one.
u/spacemouse21 — 12 days ago
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Why do pilots make great comedians?
Their jokes always land!
u/spacemouse21 — 14 days ago
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Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school!
u/spacemouse21 — 15 days ago
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I tried to make a pun about a vacuum.
But it just sucked.
u/spacemouse21 — 17 days ago
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If you go seven days without a pun.
That makes one weak.
u/spacemouse21 — 19 days ago
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How did the cell phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
u/spacemouse21 — 20 days ago
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How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a sea saw!
u/spacemouse21 — 21 days ago