▲ 32 r/cleandadjokes
I’ve been invited to join a secret society.
I can’t tell you how excited I am.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 22 hours ago
▲ 147 r/cleandadjokes
My wife said I’m getting fatter.
In my defense, I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 14 days ago
▲ 167 r/cleandadjokes
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 1 month ago
▲ 13 r/3amjokes
Dad joke: I’m so glad I learned sign language.
It’s pretty handy.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 20 r/cleandadjokes
How did the cyber criminals escape?
They ran somewhere.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 297 r/cleandadjokes
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
a San Diego
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 22 r/3amjokes
Dad joke: Why did the magazine company go out of business?
There were just too many issues.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 83 r/3amjokes
Dad joke: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 23 r/3amjokes
Dad joke: Did you know that the inventor of the ferris wheel and the merry-go-round never crossed paths?
They must have just traveled in different circles.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 0 r/3amjokes
Dad joke: How many names can also pass as colors?
I can think of only one.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 184 r/3amjokes
Dad joke: My boss told me that, as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office.
I’m on Season 6, but I’m not really sure what it has to do with security.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 208 r/3amjokes
Dad joke: I broke up with my girlfriend because she was always trying to put me down.
I guess that’s one of the drawbacks to dating a veterinarian.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 3 months ago
▲ 7 r/NewToReddit
Is there a specified amount? Are there other requirements? I just have no idea and don't know where to look for the answer. Thanks.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 4 months ago
▲ 12 r/hellofresh
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 4 months ago
▲ 32 r/3amjokes
I found out that over 90% percent of people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
u/Ok_Sink_7401 — 4 months ago