Puzzled, the teller asks, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber yells, “Don’t change the subject!"
It was driving down a country road and, all of a sudden, it turned in to a field!
He cracked up.
She replies, "Honestly? I would take my half and leave you."
"Great!" says the man, and hands her $10. "Here's your half. Now pack your bags."
It's a trap.
He was a little chili!
One’s a necromancer and the other is a neck-romancer.
on porpoise.
What do you call a musical group composed of dads?
A pop band!
"Hard back?" She asks.
"Yes" I replied "and tiny heads"
"Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times".
The shoehorn.
Lettuce get together!
It’s cutting hedge technology.
A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Bacon and legs.
And ones similar to it
Now they have stable wifi.
And tonight it’s reign in my liquor cabinet will end. Cheers yall my boozy brothers (and sisters and non-binary folken where applicable)
... I guess they weren't counting on it.