▲ 63 r/cleandadjokes
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 7 days ago
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r/dadjoke r/whiskey r/ArcherFX r/beer r/cleandadjokes r/dadjokes r/cleanjokes r/HumorInPoorTaste r/Achievements r/Buddhism
▲ 182 r/cleanjokes
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 9 days ago
▲ 11 r/dadjokes
The skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm...
He just didn't have any guts.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 10 days ago
▲ 226 r/cleandadjokes
What is heavy forward but not backward?
Ton.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 15 days ago
▲ 11 r/cleanjokes
Why did the ninjas get sent to the principal’s office?
For kung-food fighting!
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 15 days ago
▲ 1 r/dadjokes
What do you call the smartest dog in obedience school?
The vali-dog-torian.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 15 days ago
▲ 498 r/dadjokes
I was just assaulted by man with a block of cheese….
I mean, how dairy!
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 16 days ago
▲ 26 r/cleanjokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 16 days ago
▲ 68 r/cleanjokes
Every time you make a typo…
…the errorists win!
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 17 days ago
▲ 4 r/cleandadjokes
Grandma’s lasagna is pretty cheesy, but do you know what’s even cheesier?
This joke.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 20 days ago
▲ 193 r/dadjokes
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and asks “do you have fish cakes?”
The person behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 20 days ago
▲ 92 r/cleandadjokes
Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 21 days ago
▲ 33 r/cleanjokes
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 22 days ago
▲ 26 r/cleandadjokes
My wife divorced me today, saying I was too ‘Un-American’...
I saw it coming a kilometer away.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 27 days ago
▲ 359 r/dadjokes
What does Jeff Bezos do just before going to bed?
He puts his pajAMAZON.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 27 days ago
▲ 19 r/cleanjokes
What did the physicist duck say to the other?
Quark, quark.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 29 days ago
▲ 7 r/cleandadjokes
Why doesn’t Beethoven like chickens?
All they do is strut around and say “Bach Bach Bach”
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 1 month ago
▲ 95 r/cleanjokes
I just started a watch collection…
My friends think I have too much time on my hands.
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 1 month ago
▲ 3 r/dadjokes
My dog didn’t want any pizza unless it had his favorite topping…
PUPperoni!
u/Left-Distribution-13 — 1 month ago