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I got caught eating hot dogs at work and the boss wants to have a meeting first thing Monday

Should I be worried? I work overnight at the medical examiner's office as an autopsy tech, and I was alone tonight doing prep/sanitation stuff. I didn't expect anyone to come into the office because we're a small crew (not a very busy area) and it's a holiday weekend, so I was just eating my hot dogs in the morgue. Not while actively cleaning or handling bodies to be clear. I had five hot dogs packed for the night and I don't like eating in the breakroom by myself because it's honestly kind of creepy in there.

But of course, the instant I'm doing something technically wrong my boss walks in unexpectedly and catches me eating the hot dogs. She was just stopping by to check on something before the long weekend and didn't let me know. She reprimanded me about eating in there, I apologized, but we didn't go into too much discourse because she was in a rush. I went to the breakroom to finish and she left without saying anything, but then she texted me later "Have a good night (my name) and enjoy the holiday, we need to have a meeting first thing Monday if you can come by about 30 minutes early, thanks."

Am I going to get fired or is this possibly about something completely unrelated? I'm really nervous

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u/Disposable-09j — 2 days ago
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If I drained a liter of my own blood and put it in a blender…

u/1ntere5t1ng — 3 days ago

What are notable uncensored scenes? Or any clips that cut from episodes?

I have seen some uncensored clips and I am not. sure which one I am watching on netflix

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u/umer775 — 1 day ago
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Barry is the craziest.

Hear me out. This may be the Absinthe talking but Barry is beyond obsessed. He says Framboise was his fiance but he told Len Trexler that they were engaged TO BE engaged. Trexler replied with "Ass! If you love it put a ring on it." So for the better part of 13 seasons Barry wanted to kill Archer for having anal sex with his girlfriend. The breaking his leg by dropping him off a building is a side note. It always comes back to banging Framboise from the back. Which was awesome cause Archer said she's the Pele of anal. Pele was one of the greatest soccer players of all time and the minister of sports for Brazil. Sidenote: When I was a kid my late father got Pele's autograph at The Palm Too restaurant in NYC. Absinthe. Haha.

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u/Suitable-Archer4091 — 2 days ago
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Found this on the street in front of my car

i have no clue, they remind me of throwing stars.

u/BotherMore3736 — 4 days ago

Archer Absinthe Drinking Game

Whenever they mention or drink Absinthe in the show I breakout the Absinthe and drink it copiously.

u/Suitable-Archer4091 — 2 days ago
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All this hype around GTA 6 has me thinking that I would pay good money for a GTA clone set in the Archer universe.

I seriously would. Imagine all the story threads that they could continue from the series in a video game.

u/donkijote97 — 3 days ago

007 first light

Any archer fans played first light, scale of 1-10 how much does it feel like archer, I know hitman is pretty expansive but do major fuck ups feel like an archer episode with bond being a rookie?

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u/Its_Buddy_btw — 2 days ago