▲ 3 r/dancing
Vibin' with the rhythm! ✨💃 Belly Dance
Vibin' with the rhythm ✨💃 Belly Dance #trending #video #viraldance #dance #BellyDancingChallenge
u/lnc_gomes — 4 days ago
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▲ 36 r/cleandadjokes
MEANT TO JUST DROP my resume off at KFC, but was SO nervous, I just, well...
I got chicken and left.
u/lnc_gomes — 7 days ago
▲ 60 r/dadjokes
I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck.
I was just itching to tell someone.
u/lnc_gomes — 10 days ago
▲ 8 r/dadjokes
Just saw Madonna leaving a fabric store with an armful of fabric!
Well, well! Her song DOES prove true!
u/lnc_gomes — 10 days ago
▲ 384 r/dadjokes
Three moles are in a tunnel.
The first says, "I smell sugar."
The second says, "I smell honey."
The third says, "I smell molasses."
u/lnc_gomes — 11 days ago
▲ 51 r/cleanjokes
You shouldn't have to choose between a sad psychic or an angry one.
Find a happy medium...
u/lnc_gomes — 15 days ago
▲ 46 r/cleandadjokes
Someone stole my coffee cups!
The police say I have to go to the station and look at mug shots...
u/lnc_gomes — 15 days ago
▲ 854 r/dadjokes
The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'
The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'
u/lnc_gomes — 15 days ago
▲ 46 r/cleanjokes
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot.
Now I cranberry walk.
u/lnc_gomes — 16 days ago
▲ 112 r/dadjokes
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
The other one could not comment.
u/lnc_gomes — 16 days ago
▲ 491 r/dadjokes
I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine.
I'd call it "Wok Like an Egyptian".
u/lnc_gomes — 17 days ago
▲ 73 r/cleanjokes
I cultivated a tree that produces car parts.
I have a bumper crop this year.
u/lnc_gomes — 17 days ago
▲ 203 r/cleanjokes
I fell for a cyclops. She is the one eye love. Her name is Iris.
She texts me on her eye phone.
u/lnc_gomes — 18 days ago
▲ 29 r/dadjokes
My wife gave me an envelope marked, "Not to be opened until 2027.”
Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to carry out simple instructions.
u/lnc_gomes — 20 days ago
▲ 3 r/cleandadjokes
Haifa police are hunting for a looter named Joe Schultz.
He is a one-time flautist with the Berlin Symphony orchestra. May seek work as a farm hand. His mother in Barcelona reportedly was so ashamed from the news that she became a nun.
Be on the lookout fora Haifa lootin’ flutin’ Teuton son of a nun from Barcelona part time ploughboy, Joe.
u/lnc_gomes — 20 days ago
▲ 21 r/cleandadjokes
Reverend Smith saw a man struggling to chop down a tree, so he went over and helped the man.
He’s known for his random ax of kindness.
u/lnc_gomes — 21 days ago
▲ 215 r/dadjokes
I got a new compass, but I don't know how to use it.
It didn't come with directions...
u/lnc_gomes — 21 days ago
▲ 4 r/cleanjokes
Surveys indicate that BBQ shredded pig is most popular smoked item.
According to polled pork.
u/lnc_gomes — 22 days ago
▲ 64 r/cleanjokes
A McDonald’s supply truck just passed me on the highway.
He was driving a Big Mack.
u/lnc_gomes — 23 days ago
▲ 542 r/dadjokes
Billy Bob walks into Bubba's barn and catches him doing a sexy striptease to a large red piece of machinery.
Billy Bob says "What the heck are ya doing Bubba?"
Bubba replies, "Well, Billy Bob, me an the wife haven't been gettin it on lately and that there therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
u/lnc_gomes — 27 days ago